The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[SuperDanX]

Well, at least your pants are on the right way round. I presume? Seriously though if id had a gun, id have shot them and gone back to sleep.

[funkydan]

http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showth...10#post2289510

yeah , I didn't sleep well either

Jesus! That's well harsh - the kid was probably hopped up on that croke-caccaine that all the youngsters are eating these days! Still absolutely terrifying though I'm sure, bey youwere freaked right out

[funkydan]

Nearly didnt make it to work today as i got up pretty late because i didnt sleep well. Had one of those crippling night cramps in my leg and work up in agony. I must have been really tired when i woke up as when i got to work i discovered i had my underwear on inside out. Lol! Too late now.

Was it in the calf of your leg - I hate that? Probably still hurts now I'm guessing. Damn those night cramps....damn them all to hell!

[kernow]

Jesus! That's well harsh - the kid was probably hopped up on that croke-caccaine that all the youngsters are eating these days! Still absolutely terrifying though I'm sure, bey youwere freaked right out

was more freaked out by my bird wailing like a banshee to be honest

[SuperDanX]

Yup, right calf and it does still hurt*sob* i dont get them regular like, but ive had them in the past and woke up screaming with pain. There weird.

[BeyondJumpFish]

i discovered i had my underwear on inside out. Lol! Too late now.

lol.
Like laurel and Hardy when he wakes up with both feet in one sock!

[dataDave]

was more freaked out by my bird wailing like a banshee to be honest

what was up over at ng.com? (I'm blocked from there now)

[SubparMario]

When did alot become a single word?

[Swallow]

Observe my post count and despair...

[thebuddahman]

I swear I've managed to lose some N64 carts. The crafty little buggers are hiding from me

[Rossco]

When did alot become a single word?

Same time afew did!

[Kieran76]

I have at last managed to get some contact lenses in my eye! It's quality, can hardly feel them and my eyesight is so much better than when wearing glasses. Took me ages to get them in though.

[ItsThere]

I just went to the Bear Factory place to buy a thing for my new Girlfriend.

I have never had a more embarrasing shop experience. This girl made me personally "Stuff my Monkey" before I had to insert a heart, dress it (I put him in leathers and dark demin jeans) and then make him a Birth certificate on a computer that had hearts and triangles instead of enter and space.

I called him George Micheal and he presntly resides in his cardboard house that he came with... Weird.

[Crisp_Rapper]

i made a pimp hippo the last time i was there (or somewhere similar) he was wearing a pinstripe suit, he looked so damn sharp.

[VR46]

.....

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."