The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Spatial]

Got them all now! Yay!

[Crisp_Rapper]

Although I did kick myself when it finally dawned on me about the

->Open Spoiler<-

Omen

and how blatant (but cleverly executed) Crisp's clue was

i sat for 5 minutes with my head in my hands groaning over that one... terrible!

[SegaMark]

OUCH

Made me cringe just a bit...

[Rossco]

OUCH

Made me cringe just a bit...

Ohhhh thats bad...

[importaku]

Ruby Murray Bohemian Rhapsody

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras .
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

Thats a classic its somthing that id expect to hear weird al sing.

[MattyD]

One for the geriatrics.

He-Man jellies or Mr.T ice lollies?

I'm glad you mentioned Mr T lollies because my GF is convinced I just imagined them and I was starting to believe it!

Can't wait to see how long it takes for someone to make a gag about sucking Mr T.

[J0e Musashi]

I'm glad you mentioned Mr T lollies because my GF is convinced I just imagined them and I was starting to believe it!

Can't wait to see how long it takes for someone to make a gag about sucking Mr T.

They were coke flavour. Yeah I used to bite his head off all the time...

[dataDave]

Mr. T lollies were ace.

Do they actually make decent ice lollies anymore? White Magnums have had my soul for the past 12 years.

[J0e Musashi]

Can they really be classed as ice though? My ice cream man still does cherry brandy and cider lollies.

[oblivion_6]

I always remember getting lager and lime ice lollies from the van down at my grans, 0.000000005% alcohol but you always felt the big man getting one

[buster_broon]

went in for an Endoscopy yesterday

the good being i got today off work

the bad being all those lying feckers who said it was okay and didnt hurt or my doctor was crap

[Magnakai]

Saddest cat ever:



From this retarded link: http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm

[Spatial]

went in for an Endoscopy yesterday

the good being i got today off work

the bad being all those lying feckers who said it was okay and didnt hurt or my doctor was crap

No, they really were lying to you.

I had a Gastric Endoscope examination done ages back and they gave me the choice of being sedated and staying in hospital overnight, or being awake and going home that evening.

"I'm a man" I though. "Plus I'm only on this planet once, so why not give it a go".

So I went for the non-sedative option.

NEVER.AGAIN.

I honestly couldn't say which bit was the worst:

Being wheeled into the room and seeing them disinfecting the tube from it's journey inside a previous patient

or

Having them use the pincers to take a section of my stomach lining (which hurt like a knitting needle in my guts for two weeks afterwards)

or

The long drawn out feeling of the tube coming back out

Oddly the tube going down didn't cause a problem as I seem to have an virtually non-existant gag reflex (meaning if I ever decide to move into gay pornography I'll be an international superstar in no time )

The moral of the story = always take the sedative! (no matter what end it's going in)

[Rossco]

Ohh this thread has taken a turn for the worse with this recent discussion!

Making me feel sick!

[buster_broon]

The moral of the story = always take the sedative! (no matter what end it's going in)

Prior to it the nurse tried to talk me out of taking it and i nearly did and as you said its the macho thing to do

i took the sedative which partially knocked me out, but i woke up half way through burping, farting and bile pouring out the side of my mouth and i remember the nurse saying Jason, calm down its alright

apparently they pump air into your body to help the camera and on my results sheet it states that my stomach cant hold air

when i woke up i felt okay and the nurse brought me in a cup of tea and as soon as it hit the back of my throat i was in pain - she reckons the Doctor accidentally dragged it up the back of my throat causing some damage and now when i throw up i'm in double pain - cheers NHS

this is my 2nd Endoscopy and the other i was way under and when i woke i didnt feel anything, this time however was horrible

but that said it doesnt come close to the pain of a Colonoscopy

on a bright side </sarcasm> i need to have another one and a barium meal within the next month and if the weight losS doesnt improve, i dont know what they are going to do