The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Crisp_Rapper]

I'm so bored, the missus has gone out and I'm sitting watching the Armando Iuanucci show. Noone is posting on here either

lol, internet.

[Kieran76]

I have got the in-laws round right now and they are all washing up! As for beign bored you should have watched X-Factor, nowt like watching people cry to cheer you up.

[EvilBoris]

I'm so bored, the missus has gone out and I'm sitting watching the Armando Iuanucci show. Noone is posting on here either

I know, I don't dare surg too much, I keep wanting to buy things online.

I've just bought A greek DVD of Corto Maltese......

[Rossco]

Came back from the gym, totally knackered and decided it was time to wash the car, hadn't been done for a good 2 or 3 months or something ridiculous like that, so I washed it, then I thought och I'll just wax it too, then I thought why not give it a quick hoover, then cleaned all the inside of the windows, dash, etc. Took me ages, must have been like 2 and half hours. Totally knackered now but it looks so pretty and smells all nice too after I put a cool Lavander Saltire smelly tree thing in it.

Job well done.

[Nijo]

Oh man, I cut the grass yesterday in the back garden - first time in, ooh, a year or so. That was HARD work, flymo was full after about 3 seconds and it was a bast to push along as it didn't so much fly as entangle itself.
I needed a proper scythe really, like DEATH himself. That would have been funky.

Now my back muscles are hurting like mad. Good workout.

[VR46]

Warning, this is woeful, and probably old.

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor


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"Your mother must have been a carrier"

[kernow]

I'm working on my birthday, this sucks ass,

and last night I told my girlfriend after row number 18,892 that the only present I wanted from her today was to be f**cking single.

I have no money to go out or celebrate until the end of the month and by that time it'll be pointless, and I purposefully cancelled the fake ass meal all my 'friends' were going to come to, someone organised it I dont know, I mean hell, great day

[endo]

Er... happy birthday? <runs>

[VR46]

Heh, my brithday also mate, stuck at work in rainy, non-sunny Ilford, but a massive fry up at lunchtime should lift the gloom

[kernow]

I'm planning on killing myself at lunchtime, I got in to work and my chair fell apart.

whoever is sitting up in the sky is dealing me out a really ****ty few months recently. I cant take it much more.

[kernow]

Heh, my brithday also mate, stuck at work in rainy, non-sunny Ilford, but a massive fry up at lunchtime should lift the gloom

Happy Birthday

[VR46]

Wish I had got this as a present

"Chocolate 'skyscraper' sets record"

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=1058578

[Nijo]

1000kg of chocolate....

Even eating it quickly thats... about 10 years of supply?

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

I'm planning on killing myself at lunchtime, I got in to work and my chair fell apart.

whoever is sitting up in the sky is dealing me out a really ****ty few months recently. I cant take it much more.

I hope the day has ended a bit better for u mate. Whats the prob re: the last few months? If u want to talk to me in person just PM me for a chat.
Chin up!

[kernow]

it got so much worse.. I cant explain how much worse it got but it was bad, now i've had a beer and a bong I dont seem to care as much though