The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Spatial]

Jesus! Sounds just if it's potentially as bad with the sedative option as without

Anyway, hope you get better soon buster

[buster_broon]

Jesus! Sounds just if it's potentially as bad with the sedative option as without

Anyway, hope you get better soon buster

thanks pal

on a side note i now weigh approx 14st 9 and before all this i was 17st 7

so its not that bad </wink>

[Silvergun X]

NFSW.

I think.

Is that for real?

[Crisp_Rapper]

NFSW.

I think.

Is that for real?

that's a slightly off quote from full metal jacket.

"hell i like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister" it looks like a magazine on how to be 'cool' in english

[Silvergun X]

That's fantastic.

[Briareos]

Right, I'm working through the weekend, so NTSC-uk must keep me sane!

[chaoticjelly]

NFSW.

I think.

Is that for real?

"Oh ****ing ye!"

for real mate

[Kieran76]

Moving house today, I never realised I had so much stuff. Man with a van is coming round at 12, hope he doesn't drive off with all my possessions!

[thebuddahman]

Man with a van is coming round at 12, hope he doesn't drive off with all my possessions!

He already told me he hates you and will be taking all of your possessions. Sorry.

[Kieran76]

I'm ready for him now, and will be watching him like a hawk. I might casually mention that I am a black belt in Karate or some other lie to scare him.

[Briareos]

I'm ready for him now, and will be watching him like a hawk. I might casually mention that I am a black belt in Karate or some other lie to scare him.

So did he rob you blind?

[Crimson Day]

So did he rob you blind?

I think he musta stolen his computer, the poor bastard lost everything its all at my house now mwhaha

[VR46]

I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a
shower.

I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife,
"Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my
eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?

She replies, (scroll down, it's worth it)

















"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"


PS. That's a joke, not what happened at the weekend

[endo]

Yay, there's no nutter like a poo-smearing nutter...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm

[VR46]

Lovely, not.