The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[djjimbob]

bloody hell, he can buy my lottery ticket any time.

[thebuddahman]

Fair play to the kid. Someone 'up there' was looking out for him.

Weird day today...I woke up this morning with vertigo, a nose bleed and a really painful foot. Now I'm fine though so you can stop worrying about me.

[VR46]

You been sleepwalking buddahman ?

Amazing story about that kid yes, it was in the Sun today also.

[dataDave]

Which ****ing idiot lets a 12yr old drive a racing stock car anyway?

I used to want to do **** like that when I was a kid. I wish I could rewind the clock - I'd be a car thieving, joy-riding little ****.

[thebuddahman]

You been sleepwalking buddahman ?

I've got NO idea to be honest but it's not something I've done in the past. Mother seems to think it might be low blood pressure or something, who knows! Hopefully I won't wake up tomorrow with one arm shorter than the other or something

[dataDave]

One time I dreamt I was in a fighter jet that was going way too fast for me and so I blacked out, then woke up with blood everywhere. That was something new for me.

[oracle]

I've got NO idea to be honest but it's not something I've done in the past. Mother seems to think it might be low blood pressure or something, who knows! Hopefully I won't wake up tomorrow with one arm shorter than the other or something

go get yourself checked out, nosebleeds are never a good thing imo

[Briareos]

One time I dreamt I was in a fighter jet that was going way too fast for me and so I blacked out, then woke up with blood everywhere. That was something new for me.

Wasn't that because you had stabbed a tramp to death in your sleep?

[Widegoat]

One time I dreamt I was in a fighter jet that was going way too fast for me and so I blacked out, then woke up with blood everywhere. That was something new for me.

Did you wake up in a fighter jet?

[dataDave]

No, I woke on my pillow which was completely drenched in blood, it looked like it'd been used to beat someone to death with.

[Widegoat]

The same happened to me last Sunday. No dream though - just woke up covered in my own blood!

[kernow]

once I woke up after a 5kg alloy sharp cornered B+O speaker fell on my eyebrow, I remember saying 'ow' quite a lot, and my bird being half asleep telling me to go back to sleep because it was probably nothing, then I put my hand to my head and realised there was blood everywhere. I got up and went into the kitchen and got my mate to take a photo after explaining what happened. I still have the pics somewhere, and the scar

[Crisp_Rapper]

lab4000?

[Spatial]

I'm pretty sure anonymous night bleeding is a bad sign.

You don't get terrible headaches do you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06al10MconQ

[VR46]

We had our first Carol Singers knocking on the door last night, did the decent thing and told them I had no change. Bah humbug and all that.