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[jimmbob]

BBC Midweek Quiz - Teen Slang.
I scored a "Gopping" 2 out of 10.
Oh dear.

[Pavey]

How old are you Jimmie?

I got a 1! You must be down with the kids.

[jimmbob]

Lol, I'm 26, I guessed one. The only one I sort of knew was "moobs".

[Big Seany]

Scarily I got a 7.

[Pavey]

Lol, I'm 26, I guessed one. The only one I sort of knew was "moobs".

Thats the one i got.

Im 32 and have a pair.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I got 4, I suspect this is not true 'teen' speak but BBC reporter teen speak. ie they've talked to the first group of kids within 100 yds of Television Centre, got their articke and then went on the piss for the rest of the week.

[HaHaUK]

4/10 for me. What silly words kids use these days

[rumbletum]

I got 5, although they were all guesses

[J0e Musashi]

I got 6. Moobs was the only 1 I knew...
We had much better slang when I were young ya get me? We invented not doing up your shoe laces, and those colored Fila boots they're all wearing were first out when I were 13. Air Max 90? meh, I remember when they were Air Max 3. Rebbok Classics were called Reebok GX4000 too. I could go on, but yeah.

[MattyD]

This is incredible: the world's tallest man rescues dolphins

That guy is one big old unit. 2m 36cm, or about 8 foot-ish :O

[spagmasterswift]

Bet theres no money down the back of his sofa >_<

[C']

Just got sent this.

A Summary of 2006 Emails

I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I am still waiting to receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates is sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to email, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I will never check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will hack into my line for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to all the great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I find in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex predator waiting underneath a car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 60 minutes, you will have 10 years of bad luck and go straight to hell when you die. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

I've had the majority of these emails over the year >_<

[Alastair]

But was your hand on your the mouse as you read it?

[VR46]

sure I posted something similar last year, what was the UK number one when you were born ?

http://hit40uk.com/birthday

Rod Stewart - Maggie May for me

[Alastair]

Don't even need to look at the site:

Art Garfunkel (sp?) - Bright Eyes.

Not as cool as Maggie May!