The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[funkydan]

She can gnosh me anytime she likes! Damn I love that pout

[J0e Musashi]

Some super-hot girl started in the office today. She has the tightest jeans on that I've ever seen, maybe even known to man. I've had to stop myself from going and slapping her arse at least 8 times. She has one of those bobs (haircut) too, shows off her neck and that so she looks like a right goer. Anyway after 4 hours of looking at the back of her she decided to turn around and lo and behold she is the ugliest bint I've ever seen.
So, to surmise, she isn't actually super-hot at all, but a ugly ****ing cow with a fit arse. It's certainly ruined my Friday.

[ChrisF]

Unlucky!

Kinda like this? <link removed>

[J0e Musashi]

I already have a bird, so I'm not really fussed, but it would have been nice to stare at her and make her nervous. I'm not clicking on that link either as my highly powerful super computer tells me it will provide me with a virus.

[ChrisF]

Removed the link. No virus warnings here though?

Anyway, sounds like she was a BOBFOC.

[funkydan]

Unlucky!

Kinda like this? <link removed>

That's exactly what I thought of when I read his post too

[J0e Musashi]

Removed the link. No virus warnings here though?

Anyway, sounds like she was a BOBFOC.

That be correct sir. If only she could talk out of her arse.

[funkydan]

The 'Quagmire hits on a fat girl' video on YouTube will not play and states"

This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

[djjimbob]

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

[J0e Musashi]

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

Oh, I see (back's to the wall lads).

[^Katsu]

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.

Oooh fire!

[SuperDanX]

Thinking of packing up smoking this weekend. Any advice?

[J0e Musashi]

Drink more.

[SuperDanX]

Well i intend to smoke and drink myself into a frenzy tommorow, you know, a last hurah! Etc, then stop the fags sunday. Ive learnt how to drink in a pub and not smoke now so may as well, although i will be losing much coolness

[kernow]

Smoking was cool in 1995, but not now

*pegs it*