The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

Take an Aspirin to thin your blood, failing that can I have your stuff ?

Cheese & Ham Pannini for me, that was lovely too

Shop bought stuff always tastes so much better than what you make at home (talking sandwich wise).

[Nijo]

Everything I ate yesterday...

Breakfast: Sprite, McCoys cheese & onion crisps, chunky kitkat
Lunch: Gourmet burger (w/ avacado & bacon), chunky fries w/ mayo, coke
Dinner: Coke & big twix

And I still lost weight.

[VR46]

yep I'm in the high metabolism club also

[ChrisF]

Been in one of those, the engine on full chat is still a little bit too refined for my liking. The owner managed to kill the car in a day or so from getting it, one of the engine management cut-outs kicked in and ruined his fun meaning the car is currently off the road 3 weeks for a replacement part!

But yeah, it's a stunning car to look at, a real head turner.

The twin turbo V10 versions (which apparently aren't going to be made, because of this problem...) seem to have a tendancy to explode:

http://www.autoblog.com/2007/11/27/mysteriously-burnt-audi-revealed-to-be-v10-rs8/

http://paultan.org/archives/2007/11/27/audi-rs8-to-be-powered-by-rs6-twin-turbo-v10/

[Alastair]

I just got a sponsored ad for this on Gmail.

It's safe for work (almost everywhere) but posibbly the wierdest thing I've ever come across. Read the instructions for use

[Nijo]

Ah yes, they're all the rage at Glastonbury.

[Alastair]

Serious? Were people actually using them?

[Nijo]

So I'm told. A row of female arses on display....

[jimmbob]

Yes, probably to drink beer through though.

[Alastair]

So I'm told. A row of female arses on display....

Classy

Yes, probably to drink beer through though.

Classier! After a wash I hope!

[Rossco]

Read the user reviews, even funnier!

[Paulos G]

That was featured on Dragons' Den a while ago. The Dragons told the inventor to piss off (although not quite in those words).

[dannywhac]

I'd use one of them on me manly parts, just to stop the usual seat/floor spillage on a Friday evening......

[Nijo]

Master Chief prototype:

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/tech/2007/11/27/yeates.ut.robo.soldier.ksl

[112]

I met Kayleigh Pearson yesterday lol.......... such a nice girl, so friendly and ahem so soft......... I had to give her a couple of smooches for taking up my time

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