The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[kernow]

That is just disgusting.

[thebuddahman]

The NHS needs to sort its life out.

[VR46]

I'll apologise now if anyone here is/has a family member who is a cleaner for the NHS. Photo taken by my own fair hand few weeks back.

[Rossco]

Genius.

[Pilotwings]

Sold some guy Cubivore on Amazon with correct description,Ntsc american ,never released over here blah blah etc.




3 out of 5: "Arrived on time but did not work on our system. We had to purchase a freeloader to make the disc operate"

[Nijo]

So... house prices: down £5k in the month.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7424309.stm

I hope any potential house buyers out there are sitting back to watch this play out....

[Widegoat]

I am doing exactly that. I might actually be able to afford something if this trend keeps going, I just hope that it is not at the expense of somebody losing their home.

[Kieran76]

I am doing exactly that. I might actually be able to afford something if this trend keeps going, I just hope that it is not at the expense of somebody losing their home.

Same here, a 10 - 20% drop would help me loads.

[Big Seany]

I lost the plot this morning - but got some sweet revenge.

I was a week or so late paying Grace's nursery fees, so went in this morning with my chequebook and wrote out a cheque for two months worth (£500). This ugly, lard arsed assistant manager who was in charge advised that because it was late they couldn't take cheques, and that I would have to leave the nursery, taking my daughter with me - to go and get cash.

This happened in front of some other parents so I was made to look like a criminal. Plus Grace didn't know what the hell was going on when I had to tell her we had to go back in the car....I had a bit of a shout and swear and made it clear I wasn't a happy bunny. Plus I was late for f-ing work.

Anyway the Barclays is only round the road but I still had the inconvenience of getting little one in then out of the car seat, cross a busy road, pay for parking etc. So when I went in the bank, I asked if I could withdraw the £500 in loose pound coins. The teller asked why I needed it (i.e was it for a business) but when I told her the story, her and all the other girls behind the counter had a good laugh and came up with the coins for me.

So I then drove back to the nursery, found this amoeba brained battle axe and dumped a bag of 500 pound coins on her desk. I said "I hope you have fun counting these, I will get my reciept when I pick Grace up". I have just finished writing my letter giving four weeks notice and have found another nursery to send her to.

Don't mess with Big S.

[gunrock]

Hah! That's just class, I bet the look on her face was a picture!

[Malc]

What a good idea Seany! Personally I would have used violence to sort it.

[Kieran76]

Fair play to you! I used to get paid in 50 pence pieces when i worked for a fair when I was a kid. That was a nightmare with just ?15 quids worth of the coins.

[Skull Commander]

Seany- thats the best thing I have read for ages. Good work and well done on not taking **** from the battleaxe. 10/10

[112]

Seany thats some big Cahones you have! I would never have thought of that!

Thanks for the tip!

112

[fuse]

Well played chief, brought a much-appreciated smile to my face