The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Malc]

His foot aint making contact with the ball either.

[MyDogSkip]

Just got a new missus.

Happy Days.

[Big Seany]

lol that bitch apologised when I picked Grace up. And apparently the director of the nursery got involved and will be calling me tomorrow about how badly wide-arse handled it. Honestly her arse makes mine look normal size. Justice for Double S!1

[Rossco]

Richer Sounds this week have been possibly the worst customer service I've ever received!

Bought headphones on Wednesday, got home, seen they were used, tatty ripped box, worn headphones, missing pieces. Phoned them straight away, and they said all of them in the store were like that but said they could get a set from another store by Friday for me after I said I just want a refund then!

So Friday came and no phonecall as promised when they would definitely be in for, phoned them, and said they won't be in til Monday, no apology. And said he'd phone on monday when they're in. Monday came, no call, phoned them, oh won't be in til tomorrow. No apology again and no call when Tuesday came. Called again, still didn't have them and didn't seem to care that this had been going on almost a week now. Phoned again today, still no stock in. So went and and asked in store and again didn't seem to care so just got a refund. And again, no apology for the inconvenience at all that took over 1 week.

Absolutely pathetic. Will never shop there again!

[Kieran76]

I had a mad a dream this morning, I got a job as Jim Davidson's chauffeur. Jim needed one because he had a driving ban.
Anyway, I had to take Jim to a private members club that looked just like a normal semi-detached house. After I dropped Jim off, we had a good chat on the way, I had to cycle home because I hadn't passed my driving test so wasn't allowed to drive on my own.

[Malc]

I had a mad a dream this morning, I got a job as Jim Davidson's chauffeur. Jim needed one because he had a driving ban.
Anyway, I had to take Jim to a private members club that looked just like a normal semi-detached house. After I dropped Jim off, we had a good chat on the way, I had to cycle home because I hadn't passed my driving test so wasn't allowed to drive on my own.

You're confusing dreams with real life again mate.

[Kieran76]

It's ironic because Jim himself played a chauffeur in his eighties sitcom Home James!

[Malc]

Living the dreams.

[babs]

My brother had a dream that he was being mugged by Wesley Snipes, that was an odd one.

[Big Seany]

Let's face it, if Snipes tried to mug you - even if it is in a dream - you let him mug you. He knows more martial arts than a mother-****er.

[babs]

I saw that Michael Jackson is 50 this year, how the feck did that happen?? He should permanently be 'Bad' or 'Thriller' Jacko. Why are there no superstars any more, like he was when it was all at its best.

[jimmbob]

50? Remember you're only as old as the boy you feel.

[MattyD]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7426950.stm

LoL Wut? / Those Crazy Japs! / EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOIN etc etc

[Malc]

That story's brilliant! It's almost unbelievable.

[Big Seany]

Just an update re yesterday. Had a grovelling phonecall from one of the managing directors of the nursery apologising for how the situation was handled yesterday, asking me to reconsider handing the notice in, etc. I have stuck to my guns on that front but felt quite pleased to get the apology. The lady even had a bit of a laugh about the coins thing, said she "didn't blame" me.