The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[SuperDanX]

Erm... Im going out later, thanks for the advice though, if i can go to work sick (yesterday) surely i can parrrtay? Besides dosnt alcohol kill the germs and that?

[Paulos G]

Roscco's right. The only thing that'll help is plenty of rest. Alcohol will just dehydrate you and make you feel worse.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Any tips on getting well quickly?

Ice cream!!!

2 litre tubs are obviously the best in these dire situations

[Space Monkey]

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[SuperDanX]

Ice cream and rest, i see. Nah, still going out:thumbs: im not convinced that rest is the best medicine? (ice cream for sure) I'll use myself for an experiment and take one in the gut for science and mankind. I'll report my findings tommorow*

*maybe

[SuperDanX]

Strange, but i actually belive space monkey.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Strange, but i actually belive space monkey.

It's true. It actually is the cure. Until the next morning!!!

[thebuddahman]

It's raining like a motherbitch here at the moment and I'm supposed to be going to a Buffy The Vampire Slayer-themed fancy dress party. Can't turn up as a soaked vampire now can I?

[SuperDanX]

As long as its not holy water you'll be fine.

[thebuddahman]

As long as its not holy water you'll be fine.

Chortle, chortle!

[Mercian]

SuperDanX is feeling unwell. Yes ive been struck down in the prime of life, im getting down with the sickness, ie i have teh man flu...

[Spatial]

Best news article of the morning has to be

A drunk carpenter threatened to blow up his family home using a bomb filled with his own urine.

That must be some pretty potent stuff he was drinking.

[Mercian]

[funkydan]

So, SuperDanX - how did the whole I'll-go-out-and-get-pissed-when-I-really-should-be-at-home-resting-and-eating-ice-cream-type-of-thing work out for you? Feeling better now?

[SuperDanX]

Yes thank you, strangely enough it worked! I felt much better on sunday It could of course be a coincedence?