The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[charlesr]

It was ace, but kept running out of batteries and I couldn't get the battery cover to stay on without glue... So I got a Logitech Harmony 785 on the cheap.

My son keeps turning up the volume on the 2nd amp for the dinning room. I turn on the radio in there and it's like a wall of sound and scares the begeeeeessssuss out of me every time. The volume on the 1st amp is soft, so doesn't do anything when off thank goodness. If he was old enough, he would think it's hilarious. Perhaps he does already.

[VR46]

Just seen a (standard two seater) SMART car with reversing sensors, the rear bumper is about 24 inches behind the drivers seat! if you can't judge that you shouldn't be on the road ffs. Rant over.

[SuperDanX]

I see bumping to lock is all the rage again [Mr T] read the forum rules you fools[/Mr T]

[funkydan]

Mmmm...new remote works like a charm!

[Big Seany]

Just seen a (standard two seater) SMART car with reversing sensors, the rear bumper is about 24 inches behind the drivers seat! if you can't judge that you shouldn't be on the road ffs. Rant over.

LOL!!!!! That would have made me extremely angry as well.

[MyDogSkip]

Stupid Target Rentals. Tried to rent a van to transport my bands stuff to a gig tonight and they wouldnt let me use my girlfriends card EVEN THOUGH she was stood right there with me!! :angry:

[funkydan]

Couldn't she have used it if she was standing right there? Or did the name on the card have to match the name on the rental form?

[Kieran76]

It's Friday! Get in there.

What a long week it's been. Two days of rest, eating tasty food and the odd glass of wine.

[Big Seany]

I am skint til next friday but have managed to secure alcohols for tonight. Someone owed me some money which I had clean forgot about, so naturally I have spent this unexpected windfall on the means to get lashed the neet and cheer on Croatia. Got a ten spot at 18s on them, come on Slaven and the boys give them a gob-bumming tonight (prays)

[Kieran76]

Our lass is back from working abroad for the week so she always brings me a bottle of something back. She wont be home while nine though, so will have to dip into the credit card to get some beers to drink while making her tea. I too am proper skint until pay day next Wednesday.

[fuse]

Same boat - TFIF, but bugger me am I broke. Pay day's not till Monday week either

[Kieran76]

I am lucky though as it's our lasses pay day - she can gets the drinks when she returns.

[Kieran76]

Who would have thought paying a train ticket online would be such as hassle. I am traveling on Friday but they wouldn't post me out the ticket first class, but they were willing to charge me ?7.50 for next day delivery! So, I go for the option of picking up my ticket from a machine at the station.
Now, I am traveling from Waterloo, one of the biggest stations in the country and you can't do it from there! Instead I have to go to Kings Cross to get the tickets - and pay 50p for the privilege!
It's a good job our lass works quite near to the station or it would mean a massive detour for me.
What a stupid system.
(rant over)

[kernow]

I just saw an advert for the Carlsberg Draughtmaster online, omg what an invention

http://www.draughtmaster.co.uk/index.html

I bet its loads of money, also it looks a pain in the arse to refill, plus 5ltrs is £14.50, I can't be arsed to work out if thats cheap or not. not bad I guess. the guy looks so pleased with himself in the videos once he's built it too, lols

I'm sure this would help my debauchery on weekends muchly

http://www.comet.co.uk/shopcomet/product.do?sku=412562

ahh, as I thought, I could just buy 120 bottles for that much. sigh

[Big Seany]

Big props to anyone who can make the draughtmaster happen at my meet.