The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Big Seany]

The irony is I was actually good at rugby and used to get into the first XV. But I think it was more due to the fact that back then I was incredibly aggressive, not a fat bastard, could run fast and liked hurting people. As soon as we hit 15/16 I discovered drugs and alcohol and that I didn't like the social crap the rugby team used to do (usually involved getting naked, singing songs about getting naked, drinking, then getting naked, singing songs about drinking and getting naked).

"Come on Tristram - last one to bum the house fag is a rotten egg!"

[Baseley09]

I went private on a scholarship too at 7 after being at regular schools, the teachers liked my background compared to the rich types i was schooling with. One year around 15 was a total misery it went well wrong, turned round great tho, was sad to leave in the end.

Never got involved with the rugby "mumrah" action of putting arse cheeks around anothers nose pinned down in the alley of a bus. Captained the 2nd XI teams across the board, wasnt enthusiastic enough for the top school teams.

[funkydan]

Perhaps they should show kids how don't give a f*ck being over joyed at the fact that they got crap grades. Or some chav kids who look and sound a bit thick getting all A's, and some toffee-nosed oik proudly opening his results whilst sitting in the back of the Porsche 4x4 with mater and pater only to find that he's got 7 E's, 2 F's and a U. At which point mummy and daddy proceed to give Tarquin a damn good hiding and then release the hounds on the little twat!

[Kieran76]

I have never played Rugby Union in my life, we played league at secondary school. I was ****, as I have no real speed or power.

[funkydan]

When I played rugby at the grammar school, I was always the hooker as I was little - what great fun that was

[Big Seany]

Funkydan - stop using the term "pikey" as it is offensive to us gypsies mate. You are now a quim hair away from me kicking your ass - beliee dat.

Baseley - PGS?

[Nijo]

I didn't realise you were all so posh!

State schooling all the way - 4th year verses 5th fights (120 a side), with the ring leaders in a steel cage with baseball bats. Awesome.

My class held the record for:
- most people with detention during any one week (22)
- most people suspended from school at the same time (7)
- person with the most detentions during the year (he broke the 100 mark)

But it was the girls in our class that were the hardest. They used to go round during morning break collecting rings to make knuckledusters so they could smash each other's faces during lunchtime.

I quite liked my school years. There's a lesson for all you parents out there: state schools ftw.

[funkydan]

Funkydan - stop using the term "pikey" as it is offensive to us gypsies mate. You are now a quim hair away from me kicking your ass - beliee dat.

Baseley - PGS?

Apologies big fella, appropriate edits have been made. My wife has gypsy blood, or so she tells me.

quim hair!

[Skull Commander]

I started as a bright kid at primary school, but as soon as I went to the academy it all went wrong. Too much tossers in my classes disrupting the learning, and my attention went down the spout. I stayed on till the end but didn't get the grades to go to university, so I did an HNC at college, then went to uni. Didn't like that either! Too much rich tossers, and as I was a stay at home student as oppose to in the 'halls' I didn't really gel with much other people, bar a couple of old college buddies and a couple of cool folk. I constently wanted to leave university but somehow managed to get my master of arts then buggered off into the wasteland that is the job market.....

[funkydan]

So was anyone here a bully? Have you seen the error of your ways by now? Just curious...

[Baseley09]

Baseley - PGS?

Word. I think i'm in the history books there for rediculous excuses for anything I could get out of.

[fuse]

Poole Grammar?

[Baseley09]

Portsmouth man!



Probably sickest picture post ive ever made.

[fuse]

Thought as much, just wanted to make sure

[chopemon]

I went to a private primary school and loved it at the time. But then I go to the big wide world in secondary school and was a total loser. I was fairly unhappy for ages until I met some fellow nerdy guys and then moved on to my punker gang. Those were good times. I went from a straight A student to someone that just coasted or didn't try at all as all I cared about was hanging out and being in a band. My sixth form days may have been the best days of my life. Other than the whole not getting laid thing.