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    Originally posted by Big Seany View Post
    I am drunk. But God's honest truth, I was just trying to tidy up the empty cans, I dropped one, controlled it perfectly on the left foot, flicked it up and caught it between my chin and my right arm. Beat that, THE INTERNET!
    Shame those skills didn't tranfer to FIFA eh?

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      Originally posted by DavidHolliss View Post
      I just saw that too. I can't wait for the tabloids to twist this cutesied-up game of stats and strategy into a GENOCIDE SIMULATOR IN WHICH MILLIONS DIEEEEEEEE etc

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        Just another symptom of Broken BritainTM I'm afraid. Along with immigrunts, terrorists etc. etc.
        Speaking of which, knife crime's gone a bit quiet recently, no?

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          Originally posted by endo View Post
          Speaking of which, knife crime's gone a bit quiet recently, no?
          More serious shizz to contend with now, "biggah fish ta fry"</Chris Walken>

          How long will it be before we stop hearing about the economic collapse in the news?

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            I know- bollocks isn't it? So patently obvious when the media gets bored, moves on to the next big crisis and hypes it up to whip all the morons into a froth. I mean, it's not like the packs of feral youths we've been led to believe roam the country have stopped terrorising innocent people or murderising each other to death.

            The LHC, or should I say Godless Apocalypse Machine, was in with a shout of diverting everyone's attention for a while, but now we've got to wait till next year for the boffins to destroy the world. Tchoh! Scientists, or agents of Satan as they should be known, can't do anything right!
            Last edited by endo; 26-09-2008, 18:26.

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              The devil was getting too much press so he dropped that economy crash drama on us to distract us from the G.A.M. He sneaky that one...

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                Originally posted by FamiDude View Post
                Shame those skills didn't tranfer to FIFA eh?
                True. The drunkerer I get the worse I play. Mind you, didn't the last game go to penalties?

                God knows. I had to give the garage a good send off, so I did that by coming back from the pub and drinking eight tins of Fosters and six cans of Becks. I was on sloe gin down the pub as well.

                By about 3.30 am I was playing Fifa against some Mexican kid from Kansas City. We were chatting on the old headset and I was drunkenly trying to speak spanish to him. He must now think that all british people are crazy foul mouthed drunkards. He kept beating me as well, the little bastid.

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                  Check out the bloke who looks on -

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                    So I was watching a random episode of Smallville (don't usually watch it) and saw this fellow on it.......



                    Anyone recognise him?! *coughForceUnleashedcough*
                    Last edited by ezee ryder; 26-09-2008, 18:25.

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                      Originally posted by Wavey Pavey View Post
                      Check out the bloke who looks on -

                      http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/pix/b/eap/68530.htm
                      Tremendous Truly a name full of win.

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                        Originally posted by endo View Post
                        Speaking of which, knife crime's gone a bit quiet recently, no?
                        Someone was stabbed to death outside a college in Newham (East London) earlier this week, the killings just don't get the coverage they used to.

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                          Originally posted by endo View Post
                          Just another symptom of Broken BritainTM I'm afraid. Along with immigrunts, terrorists etc. etc.
                          ... Except that the suspect is a German man, living in Germany.

                          Although I suppose where Nottingham is concerned, it was probably quite easy to find a local on MySpace willing to do the deed in exchange for something off their Amazon wishlist... Or just for kicks

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                            I was being facetious- it's just how I imagine it'll be spun in the press. Broken Britain, sick video games blah blah.

                            As for the stabbings- I know, they're still going on. There was a young lad stabbed in Acton yesterday too. Just not getting the coverage now because the Sun et al are interested in other things. Today we actually passed the number of dead teenagers in London for the whole of last year, but it got practically no mention in the news.

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                              Originally posted by DavidHolliss View Post
                              Someone was stabbed to death outside a college in Newham (East London) earlier this week, the killings just don't get the coverage they used to.

                              I was amazed this murder didn't get more coverage as the suspected killer was a wearing a phantom of the opera style mask. Thats got to be newsworthy.

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                                Originally posted by Yoraths mullet View Post
                                I was amazed this murder didn't get more coverage as the suspected killer was a wearing a phantom of the opera style mask. Thats got to be newsworthy.
                                I imagine they feel if they give a guy like that publicity it would encourage them do to it more

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