The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Kieran76]

They're reight funny and I do nearly every single one of them.

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24. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo.

YES! lol! exactly like it is written!

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[Distant Cousin]

I just got ordained. I can marry people, do funerals and perform excorcisms!

o_O

[Ish]

I've been watching the web stats on my site over the last few weeks. I have a piece on there about Barbarian in which I mention Maria Whittaker and have a scan of the advert. Geniusly 30% of the people who come to my site via a search engine come using a search string involving thw word "Maria Whittaker".

I'm determined to spread the word about some of my favourite classic videogames so now I'm thinking maybe I should reference other famous models and talk about nudey bits. My traffic can only increase....

[VR46]

Why girls shouldn't sell cars

[VR46]

How far would you go to retrieve a friends stolen PSP ?

http://dl.qj.net/PSP-Parkour-Chase-Formatted-for-Computer-Gaming-Consoles-PSP-Videos-Trailers/pg/12/fid/5292/catid/143

[Crisp_Rapper]

How far would you go to retrieve a friends stolen PSP ?

http://dl.qj.net/PSP-Parkour-Chase-F...5292/catid/143

it's a psp, not that far...

[cutmymilk]

Have you seen the 'ginger kids' south park episode? Tis class

I immediately thought of that. Reckon the idea came from the website?

[jimmbob]

http://youmustchoose.com/perl/ymc.cgi

Circumcision or bummed by Grandad. You must choose. sort of SFW

[Crisp_Rapper]

http://youmustchoose.com/perl/ymc.cgi

Circumcision or bummed by Grandad. You must choose. sort of SFW

[HaHaUK]

Doubley Ho.

[HaHaUK]

****ty day today.

First miss train, takes 30 minutes for next one to arrive, arrive at lecture late.

Then, waiting for bus, messing with my Oyster card and break the ****er in half Lucky I got spare change for the bus. Go and buy a day pass for ?6.00 to get home.

Then go and buy a Dr. Pepper (whats the worst that could happen?). Yes I open the lid and it sprays me.

And now I get home and have to answer a question whether I would get cirumcised without anesthetic or bummed by gramps.

ft:

[djjimbob]

So which was it? Bumming or chopping.

I chose bumming, nobody's getting rid of my hood.

[marcus]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked,
"What are you up to there, Nancy?

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because
he's inside your f***ing cat."

[VR46]

Stick Men, very funny (imo), work safe