The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[marcus]

Cats falls 80ft out of tree and runs away fine, first link is story, second is video.

http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=36246

http://www.wltx.com/video/fyi-player.aspx?aid=20239&bw=

I caught this on the news this morning, amazing stuff.

I bet it provokes some copycat incidents though, with idiots seeing how far a captured cat can fall unharmed. Recently, in the UK, a group were reported for repeatedly throwing a cat off a high balcony - not content with throwing it the once, they then ran down got it and took it up to throw again. I think the cat died, or had to be put down :/

[spagmasterswift]

Was that the 'experiment' where they had a slice of buttered toast strapped to its back to see what would happen...? Sorry I'm a dog lover - not literarily...

[jimmbob]

Was that the 'experiment'...

Lol, cats always land on thier feet and toast always lands butterside down, so if you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop it, it will hover in a sort of twisting floaty limbo.
This may or may not be true.

[djjimbob]

Only one way to know for sure....

[VR46]

An old couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over
and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over
fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against
the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it
well.""Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do
it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy,but very good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next boothlistening to all this,
and
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I'vegot to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the watching policeman
has ever seen This goes on for about ten minutes.Finally, they both
collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has
learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour
of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet
and
put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to
ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me,but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together.Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

[SubparMario]

I was in town today and spotted what I believe may be the PS3 redesign! You saw it here first.

Still Silver

[Crisp_Rapper]

sony's design people +10.

if only it was anywhere near as attractive as a ferrari.

[marcus]

Ive just been sent a video by my manager showing Japanese girls kicking, punching, jumping and standing on almost naked fat blokes genetals, entitled 'Japanese ball massage' - crazy, and very funny (its ok, its mosaic'd thank god). Madness.

[marcus]

Someone sent me this pic earlier, beautiful and amazing Halo artwork

[Ish]

On my way back from the rugby some lunatic nearly knocked me over on a pedestrian crossing before i even set foot on the crossing. And then has the nerve to lean out the window and start hollering at me.

[Largo]

Logic clearly dictates that he was a twat eh spock heh

[The Phantom]

I can't remember the last time I posted here, and not in the selling folder.

Heh, hi everyone!

[Leon Retro]

I caught this on the news this morning, amazing stuff.

I bet it provokes some copycat incidents though, with idiots seeing how far a captured cat can fall unharmed. Recently, in the UK, a group were reported for repeatedly throwing a cat off a high balcony - not content with throwing it the once, they then ran down got it and took it up to throw again. I think the cat died, or had to be put down :/

I would without hesitation pick those bastards up and throw them off the nearest high-building. People like that have no place in society!

[Leon Retro]

I just saw a couple in the street part ways with a HIGH FIVE! And they did it as if it was the most natural thing in the word - no comedy what so ever! Is this making a comeback...?

Unbelievable! High Fiving someone is for comedy value only!

[Crisp_Rapper]

Unbelievable! High Fiving someone is for comedy value only!

i went bowling friday night and there were people high fiving... they were awesome at bowling but they were geeks.