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    He actually needs 5 million hits!

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      There's going to be a **** load of these sites popping up, they are the new "Scarey face from innocent picture". They are just going to get more bizarre as time goes by.
      And they are very quickly becoming more annoying than myspace.

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        Merged into Banter Topic.

        These type of sites are now cropping up daily, a simple link here is sufficient (if you must).

        Ta.
        Last edited by VR46; 05-05-2006, 09:30.

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          Friday lunchtime boredom funnies
          Last edited by VR46; 21-06-2007, 09:31.

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            170 people viewing in Headlines, wonder what the fuss is about there then.

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              Most of them are guests so be nice and put teh kettle on.

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                Originally posted by marcus
                170 people viewing in Headlines, wonder what the fuss is about there then.
                must have been spiders, only 23 now and about 230 on the forum as a whole.
                Last edited by VR46; 05-05-2006, 13:10. Reason: typo

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                  What on earth would spiders be doing browsing our forum?

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                    looking for E3 news ? same thing here

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                      Spiders!? Where!!!??

                      : readies himself with big rolled up newspaper :

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                        Originally posted by DavidFallows
                        TIT MONDAY IS HERE!!!!!
                        it was today. suddenly out came the sun and with it, the flesh. very nice day today, especially in the park (you knwo the deal)

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                          Originally posted by Oh! My Car!
                          it was today. suddenly out came the sun and with it, the flesh. very nice day today, especially in the park (you knwo the deal)
                          Me too I was thinking the same thing as I cycled through brum centre.
                          No Bra or Tshirt is strong enough to hold those nipples down. The must be push forth and be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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                            Originally posted by Oh! My Car!
                            it was today. suddenly out came the sun and with it, the flesh. very nice day today, especially in the park (you knwo the deal)
                            I concur. Awesome day with awesome sights in C.London

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                              Found this site with old show theme tunes in it. Kind of Uber

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                                Differences between men and women

                                1. NAMES

                                If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Sara go out for lunch, they will call each
                                other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Sara.

                                If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each
                                other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

                                2. EATING OUT

                                When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in ?20,
                                even though it's only for ?32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
                                and none will actually admit they want change back.

                                When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

                                3. MONEY

                                A man will pay ?2 for a ?1 item he really needs.

                                A woman will pay ?1 for a ?2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

                                4. BATHROOMS

                                A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
                                bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott Hotel.

                                The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
                                would not be able to identify most of these items.

                                5. ARGUMENTS

                                A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
                                is the beginning of a new argument.

                                6. CATS

                                Women love cats.

                                Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

                                7. FUTURE

                                A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

                                A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

                                8. SUCCESS

                                A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

                                A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

                                9. MARRIAGE

                                A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

                                A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

                                10. DRESSING UP

                                A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the rubbish,
                                answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

                                A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

                                11. NATURAL

                                Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

                                Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

                                12. OFFSPRING

                                Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist
                                appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and
                                hopes and dreams.

                                A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

                                13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

                                Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
                                remembering the same thing.

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