The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[jimmbob]

Whats the difference between a -

Cyclone

Hurricane

Typhoon

?

Hurricane is worth the most at scrabble, and you only get an "OO" with Typh"OO"n.

Oh dear.

[marcus]

To leave job, not leave job, the agony of it all >_<

Ive got less than 4 days to decide, I think leaving is the right thing to do as Im going nowhere fast in my present company, but its the thought of potentially being without work for an indefinite period which is the killer - I expect to find work pretty sharpish, but you never know do you...

Ive decided I am leaving, I think even in the last couple of days since I told them about the early release they are treating me differently, so its pretty much made up my mind for me

[Dirty Sanchez]

Good luck in finding a new job.

If it all goes pear shaped and you blow your ?4k can i be first in line for your stuff? :-)

[marcus]

No chance of me blowing that 4k unless I goto those gambling sites heheh ..... oh.....

[muleed]

Through the eyes of a drunk

I was looking through those funny video sites like break.com and i came across this guy
who is filming himself in bars with a spycamera www.eDrinker.com it has quite a few videos up and running,sells some cool shirts in his shop aswell.

[VR46]

Michael Carroll (sp) King of Chavs Lotto Winner program on C4 now, what a twat.

[Ish]

Bah. I've woken up with what I think is my third cold this year. Which is on top of proper flu I had and a stomach infection.

For ****s sake....

[marcus]

Just read about how theres complaints that women arent paid the same as men in Wimbledon, making it the only tennis competition where prize money differes.

Well I say, if they want to be paid the same as men, then they can damn well play the same number of sets as men as well cant they. No doubt, they would object to that also.

Women - they love it both ways.

[VR46]

True, bet pro-rata they actually get more per set than the men, time to find out..

And Ish, you take the sick-note 2006 Title away from Seany .. for now.

EDIT: Yep ?655,000 for the Men and ?625,000 for the Women winners, bloody slackers.

Link http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/4942608.stm

[VR46]

cheeky scammers, though 0906 number is bit of a giveaway

If you receive a card through your door from a company call PDS (Parcel
Delivery Service) saying that they have a parcel awaiting delivery
instructions and can you contact them on 0906 6611911

DO NOT call the number as this is a mail scam originating from Belize

If you call the number and you start to hear a recorded message you will
already have been billed ?15 for the phone call.

If you do receive a card with these details, then please contact
Royal Mail Fraud on 02072396655
or ICTIS at http://www.icstis.org.uk
or your local trading standards office.

This is a genuine scam.

ICTIS have the following information about this number.
This is a card posted through your letter box from PDS Parcel Delivery
suggesting that they were unable to deliver a parcel and to call the premium

rate number in question. This service costs ?1.50 per minute.
This service is under investigation by ICSTIS.

[gingerj]

Women - they love it both ways.

is that my school boy humour or is that a wonderful pun

[VR46]

Kid charged with taking porn into school on his PSP.

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2006/04/25/news/local/113696.txt

[Ish]

Some of the quotes in that article are genius:

Nobody wrote on April 26, 2006 8:09 PM:"He deserve it! If a girl with shorter skirt like that..I hope she will be jailed as well. Those are a prevert!! They sell their private parts so we can look at them ? That's disgusting. Find your love and look at your own lover's body..not those! This movies and magazines are dirty and very animal heartless horny sicko, really. It is killing you and it is ruining your life anyway. Why lust over it ? GEEZ!"

Porn is a crime wrote on April 26, 2006 7:51 PM:"The kid should have been arrested, pure and simple. Pornography is the trail to an immoral and Adulterate life. The earlier people are caught, the better it is for them."

[yosai]

Kancho

[Ish]

For the love of.....

I've been a bald bastard for the last 3 years - choice not due to lack of folicle enthusiasm. But decided to grow it longer again. Had a trim this morning just to neaten it up as it was looking scruffy. Accident happens. I end up bald again.