The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[thebuddahman]

It will remain locked even if I bump it. So no trouble there.

If there is a locked one you want to keep best post here or PM me.

Charlesr already told me the thread couldn't be saved!?! It would be a damn shame to lose such forum history.

[Big Seany]

www.weareversus.com thread please Dave

[Swallow]

Does the forum seem quiet today to anyone?

Not any more, with all this resurrection of old threads!

[thebuddahman]

Not any more, with all this resurrection of old threads!

Aye it's certainly perked up since this morning!

[charlesr]

http://ntsc-uk.domino.org/showthread.php?t=71480

[Dirty Sanchez]

I'll leave the forum for a few days, finding it irratating as **** to have the "New Post" button basically spammed to high heaven.

Old threads die for a reason. Let them be.

[Concept]

I was wondering what was going on in OT.

[MattyD]

Seriously,

Paedophile gets early release for writing a book on Dracula

[Kieran76]

That would be funny if it wasn't true.

[Distant Cousin]

Got my Sleeper ticket to London today, seat 1A \o/

[SuperDanX]

Originally posted by DavidHolliss-
" Had a productive day at work today looking at car websites.. "
Originally paraphrased from John Beaulieu " All funds raised from subscriptions will be only be used for the upkeep of Ntsc-uk "
Hmm? ONLY JOKING GUYS!!

[thebuddahman]

Originally posted by DavidHolliss-
" Had a productive day at work today looking at car websites.. "
Originally paraphrased from John Beaulieu " All funds raised from subscriptions will be only be used for the upkeep of Ntsc-uk "
Hmm? ONLY JOKING GUYS!!

IT'S A TRICK!

Haha...what does everyone think of my new avatar? <<<

[VR46]

I work very hard I'll let you know ! could never class Modding here as work

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he received another parcel and note:

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.

The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.

So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.

Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a fecking toffee apple.

[charlesr]

what does everyone think of my new avatar? <<<

It's lovely. Your mother must be very proud.

[thebuddahman]

It's lovely. Your mother must be very proud.

She is!

I do feel sorry for Sword-Wielding Christmas Cat? though. He was something special that kitty was.