The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Ady]

It means you're finally accepting the fact that you're going to end up with someone you don't fancy, whether you like it or not.

Well I'm already with someone I do fancy very much so... I don't think so!

However, the dream in question involved someone from work who I don't fancy at all. Every time I see her now, I keep asking myself "Why the f**k did I dream of her!?"

Baffling.

[Number45]

It's just the forbidden fruit thing. Doesn't matter if the fruit isn't a perfect specimen, you're not allowed it so you automatically want it.

She might also be manipulating you with subliminal messaging and/or some kind of discreet hypnotism.

[davesol]

i had a dream about beckham and capello last night. non-sexual luckily

[112]

There is certainly A LOT of ejaculatory activity in Headlines these last couple of days........ never has a gaming community produced so much spunk! And its not even over girls/guys (depending on your prefference) neither.........

Guiness Book Of Records stuff indeed!

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[Kongster]

Cut myself on some dirty, cracked glass yesterday. Had to go to the Doctors for a tetanus jab. Fun times.

[gunrock]

Look on the brightside, a rusty nail through the foot or a manic dog no longer hold any fear for you!

[Kongster]

Heh, Talking from experience, yeah?

Last injections I had before that was for flu and meningitis but that was nearly ten years ago, back in my uni days.

[Mercian]

This man clearly has lost his mind!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

[PeteJ]

This man clearly has lost his mind!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

Awesome. I love the first line of the story in the Telegraph.

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he made a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a stolen bulldozer

[QualityChimp]

bottled it

[112]

Decided to treat myself to some chocolate for lunch today, as Ive had an axtremely busy/stressful week. As much as I enjoyed it, it nevers lasts long enough does it?

Might hafta go buy a box of Jaffa Cakes to satisfy my urge.........

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[dataDave]

I'm bored. And not tired.

[Kongster]

Bash the bishop.

[kernow]

Time for an angerFap?

[dataDave]

Already had one after having to cut my gym session two sets short because of a raging boner. I also had to skip having a shower there for obvious reasons.