The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[monel]

I took my dog to the vets.
I said "my dog is turning to Islam, what can I do?"

"muzzle 'im"

I'm the bad joke specialist, but for that one I have a whole crate of rotten tomatoes waiting for you.

[Decider-VT]

Just tried to open a tin of catfood with a garlic press. Actually had several goes before realising what I was trying to do. Nice new Sunday morning shift off to a flying start, then.

[randombs]

Someone sent me this

[Spatial]

[Skull Commander]

Here is an import from the East I can do without:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/oct/17/asian-hornet-bee-killer-invasion

[Rossco]

Superb!

[randombs]

This made my Friday

[charlesr]

Very good.

[Dogg Thang]

Thing about Don Cheadle is that he ALWAYS looks like he's about to cry.

[EvilBoris]

We had the crazy idea of going yo look at a kitten for sale last night and of course ended up taking it away. ?300 lighter and far itchier than before. We now have an adorable creature that is hiding under our sofa

[Kieran76]

?300! What sort of kitten costs ?300?

[EvilBoris]

An especially adorable pedigree one apparently.

I mean, just look at it

[Kieran76]

It is very cute. I hope you given it a suitable name.

[EvilBoris]

Oh god. I've instantly turned into one of those people who forces pictures of their cat/dog/baby on people.


One problem with this crazy endeavour is that technically I'm quite allergic to cats.

[PeteJ]

Fan made credit sequence for the new Tintin movie, made by DangerM from RLLMUK - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobile...n_1016661.html

Stephen Speilberg has now hired him
The internet is so awesome.