The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[VR46]

Remember, sleep is for wimps, crack open a couple of Red-Bulls and go for it. If all else fails, phone in sick on Monday \o/

Agony Aunt Holliss signing off

[jimmbob]

I'm living in a house that resembles that warehouse from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark at the moment, due to moving.
But... Got a call off my solicitors (Turpin, Shyster and Partners) this morning informing me that we can complete. Soooo my weekend of boozing, is now a weekend of packing, moving, and carpet fitting. With probably a bit of boozing too, cos, you know, it's the weekend.

[dataDave]

How much did you pay for the privilege ?

£120, although I was in credit from before so only paid £80.

No pain from my bottom set, although they are there and pushing all the others forward. The nerve that runs around the lower jawline is being shifted to one side by one of the pre-molars popping inwards (my teeth are straight apart from that one), which in turn makes the right side of my face go numb sometimes and feel like it's sagging, especially my eye.

On extraction of the lower wisdoms there is a chance that that nerve can be severed and there's a small chance it will never heal.

[spagmasterswift]

Its all doom and gloom in SpagWorld at the moment. ZombieGirlfriend has been off sick, all she can manage to do at the moment is take up the sofa with MyBeautifulHouse magazines, watch episodes of Frasier and complain about how I do the housework. I try to hide from it all in Masyaf, but that last allusive flag taunts me so. Plus I have to spend my weekend in sodding Wales with her rude/insane/German/Welsh family. I may just go to Bridgend while I'm there.

[toythatkills]

There're only 11 members online right now, is that usual for this time of day? I've never noticed a lull at this time. There's regularly that many at two in the morning! Has the forum stopped working or something? Most odd.

[spagmasterswift]

46 Members now, maybe they all went to the loo?

[VR46]

Everything is working fine as far as I'm aware.

44 now, does sound a bit low, perhaps people are actually doing something they're paid to do like work, shudder.

[toythatkills]

Yeah it's back to the normal kind of amount for this time now. How very odd!

[Paulos G]

Its all doom and gloom in SpagWorld at the moment. ZombieGirlfriend has been off sick, all she can manage to do at the moment is take up the sofa with MyBeautifulHouse magazines, watch episodes of Frasier and complain about how I do the housework. I try to hide from it all in Masyaf, but that last allusive flag taunts me so. Plus I have to spend my weekend in sodding Wales with her rude/insane/German/Welsh family. I may just go to Bridgend while I'm there.

MOOSE HUG

[spagmasterswift]

Even worse, ZombieGirlfriends illness was too powerful for his immune system to fight, MOOSE passed away in the early hours of this morning. RIP little guy.

[Paulos G]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Say it ain't so.

[spagmasterswift]

I can still slide my hand up his slot, but he is cold...oh so very cold...

[kernow]

why is it too early to start drinking, sigh

[spagmasterswift]

What ****er said that?

[Paulos G]

I can still slide my hand up his slot, but he is cold...oh so very cold...

Have you tried mouth to MOOSE resuscitation?