The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[funkydan]

My sister-in-law just got a camera for her 4 year old girl, Charlotte and she adores it! I could ask them what they got her if you like?

[VR46]

Please Dan, my son's future career could lay in your hands, so no pressure

[Nijo]

Could be this one?

http://www.elc.co.uk/toy/vtech-kidizoom-camera-blue/

I got it in pink for my neice. I believe she likes it....

[Spatial]

I HATE gardening.

I've just spent an hour cutting through some serious thorn bushes which have in invaded my garden. Now my arms and chest look like I've been used as a practice board at an Emo convention.

Ow!

Should fill the thing with concrete and be donewith it.

[VR46]

Gardening hater here also, have removed all plants, trees and hedges from our front/back gardens this year, turfed/concreted/chip-barked the lot.

If the missues wants plants they go in pots. Should have taken up this policy years back. Put your foot down son.

Even better, do I want did and buy a ten foot trampoline, place it on the grass and it doesn't grow due to lack of direct sunlight. More time saved

[VR46]

Inmate "mails" himself out of prison

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm

[SwooseGoose]

Inmate "mails" himself out of prison

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm

LOL, that is awesome!

[toythatkills]

I had some Revels this weekend. They've replaced the coffee sweet with an all new mystery sweet (

->Open Spoiler<-

strawberry flavoured, the same stuff as the orange/coffee ones

) for a limited time only. It is just for a limited time only, and so the back of the packet advises coffee lovers: "don't loose hope."

No one at Mars spotted this? Good grief. Don't product packets have to be approved by someone over the age of 8?

[noobish hat]

what do you expect from a bunch of idiots who think it's a good idea to get rid of coffee in the first place? It's the best one.

[VR46]

I thought everyone hated the coffee one ? I certainly do.

[Kieran76]

Whenever I eat Revels I always end up thinking "I wish I had just bought some Minstrels instead".

[ChrisF]

Coffee flavour is one of the best! Send me all your left overs please!

[VR46]

Trouble with Revels & Minstrels is that you never get enough in the bag, you always finish them wanting more.

[funkydan]

Inmate "mails" himself out of prison

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7730018.stm

...it is a criminal offence in Germany to help somebody escape from jail.

Yeah, because it's legal everywhere else!

[funkydan]

what do you expect from a bunch of idiots who think it's a good idea to get rid of coffee in the first place? It's the best one.

I take it you didn't see this then?