The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

['Press Start']

I have just watch a compilation of Black Friday store opening videos.

I have come to the conclusion that if ever water and food become in short supply we will revert back to animals!

People were stamping on other that were on the floor just to reach microwaves, t shirt etc.

Very scarey

[JP]

Tonight The Manic Street Preachers will perform on Strictly Come Dancing, less than 24 hours before their new single Some Kind Of Nothingness (featuring Ian McCulloch) is out.

Speaking on Twitter Nicky Wire said: ?Unbelievable ? we have got ?strictly come dancing? on sunday ? mass communication indeed xx what to wear???

Don't know why but it makes perfect sense to me. Nicky Wire in a ballroom dress...again?

[Spatial]

In today's edition of 'weird things I have overheard':

"Who would have thought there was a maneater down there?"

[Dogg Thang]

Where? Where were they pointing?

[QualityChimp]

I have just watch a compilation of Black Friday store opening videos.

Never thought to look for those, genius!

Check out the video about 12 seconds in...

[Spatial]

Where? Where were they pointing?

No pointing involved but the inflection in his voice indicated it was down there.

[PeteJ]

Down...there?


Ok, I only came into this thread because that gif made me laugh. And now you can't stop watching it either. Ha!

[Rossco]

Buying someone a satnav for Xmas, anyone advise the best one around the 100 quid mark?

[QualityChimp]

Bernie Ecclestone mugging image in advert 'insensitive'

The day after the mugging he sent his picture with a note saying "See what people will do for a Hublot".

I've heard better adverts than "buying our product increases the risk of getting mugged"!

[kernow]

[randombs]

I just found out Kaz Hirai may have stayed at one of the hotels where I work a few weeks ago.

If I'd seen him, I would have given the salute.

[Ouenben]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LARGE-VINTAGE-DILDO-PLANTER-BULB-POTATO-XXX-MOVIE-PROP-/220706132252?pt=UK_HealthBeauty_Other_RL&hash=item33631c511c

[Rep]

I have an interview on Monday, the first part of the interview I'll be given a test for a graduate role that even senior developers are given. I'm bricking it now since I can already assume It'll way above my level

[Dogg Thang]

All you need to impress them is that vintage dildo planter movie prop. If you came in with that to me, I'd hire you.

Failing that, I shall just wish you good luck. Hopefully it won't be as bad as you suspect.

Bloody hell, typing on an iPod touch with an unknown amount of drinks consumed is a real chore. I want a keyboard.

[abigsmurf]

I have an interview on Monday, the first part of the interview I'll be given a test for a graduate role that even senior developers are given. I'm bricking it now since I can already assume It'll way above my level

No point in worrying, you don't know till you try.

I would suggest that you brush up on algorithms a bit though (they love asking you to do a psudocode quicksort)