The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[abigsmurf]

Baking tray covered with tin foil on the bottom of your oven. catches the grease and debris, you do 90% of the oven cleaning replacing the tin foil.

[Dogg Thang]

Best tip for cleaning ovens - mother in law.

[toythatkills]

Baking tray covered with tin foil on the bottom of your oven. catches the grease and debris, you do 90% of the oven cleaning replacing the tin foil.

It's too late for that

Best tip for cleaning ovens - mother in law.

CERTAINLY too late for that!

[Rossco]

Preheated the oven, opened it, mass of smoke set the building's fire alarm off.

I'm now scared to remove my food because it's going to happen again

EDIT:

Haha never seen that one before, love it.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I spent the last hour and a half trying to clean my oven, I appear to have made very little difference to the burnt on junk at the bottom.

Mr Muscle fail.

Mr Muscle what though? Surface cleaner or the real deal caustic gel?

[toythatkills]

Mr Muscle OVEN!

That's what it's called. It should really be an actual oven with a name like that. It just sprays on, turns to foam and then sits there for half an hour doing, well, not a lot it seems. Then you wipe it off. You'd expect it to do something, the can makes it appear like it has every corrosive material known to man in it.

[charlesr]

http://howsecureismypassword.net/

[toythatkills]

Want to try, but can't bring myself to type them in

[EvilBoris]

Mine would be cracked almost instantly. oh dear

Time to change some characters to numbers

[fuse]

I was expecting it to say "NOT SECURE AT ALL, YOU JUST TYPED IT INTO A RANDOM WEBPAGE"

[charlesr]

I got the link from the 1and1 newletter. Bizarrely interesting this edition!

Mine would take 117 days. Adding an extra digit would take it to 42 years.

In the newsletter it came up with some interesting suggestions for managing passwords and remembering them. Best way is keepass with randomly generated passes for each site, but then you need to have dropbox or something to keep your safe in and synced across machines and you are proper screwed if you corrupt the safe. Alternatively think of a phrase like "I went on holiday in the South of France in 1998", so your base pass is IwohitSoFi1998. Nice collection of random upper and lower case digits and numbers. This would take a current PC 39 Billion years to crack. Nice! Then modify it for different applications that need to be separate from say forum passes by adding "_OB" or "_BA" for Online Banking/BAnking.

[fuse]

I get the 1&1 newsletter too but never read it. But I might now, because you're right, that is quite interesting. I've always had an issue with passwords as even though I've got 5 or 6 strong passwords I cycle between, it doesn't seem like enough!

[toythatkills]

I have five or six passwords too, and I have to try at least four of them every time I try to sign in to something because I can't remember which one I used

[Bort]

Couldn't remember her name.

Goggle 'Actress large breasts'. Second link, fifth on the first list.

Mimi Rogers.

<3 the Internet.

[toythatkills]

So, anybody not Google Mimi Rogers?