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    Comedy genius fo sho!

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      Terrible. Ban request!

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        I think people are certainly going to fry for those puns. They're nori very good.

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          I made some rubbish jokes - Sosumi

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            While looking about on the internets for info on the Tron Legacy BR, I decided to Google 'Jurassic Park Blu Ray' - much like I've done every year since the HD formats came out - so that I could be let down yet again by wishful thinkers but no concrete proof.

            But apparently not!

            I also found this:

            Georgia-based musician Birdfeeder decided to slow down composer John Williams' Jurassic Park theme song eighteen times, which surprisingly resulted in a beautiful hour-long ambient symphony which you must hear for yourself. Listen now embedded after the jump. Jurassic Park Theme (1000% Slower) by birdfeeder Found via Roger Ebert's retweet.


            I'm currently six minutes into it, and it's making me smile

            But then I stumbled onto this:

            BloodyDisgusting reports that Universal Pictures has begun casting for Jurassic Park IV. Apparently the new film involves dinosaurs which have been outfitted with weapons by the US government (presumably for battle purposes). If this is true, than Universal should shut down production right now. It's one thing to expect such stupidity from the recent batch…


            There is no curse in Elvish, Entish or a Japanese sushi menu for this treachery

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                Dinoaurs with guns!? LOL!

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                  Will Ferrell avatar + talk of guns = my being reminded of this golden nugget:

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                    Originally posted by StuM82 View Post
                    Having a night out at the end of the month and going for a curry. Shall I be uncouth and get curry and chips? Discuss.

                    Not real curry. Chip shop curry and chips is a thing of beauty, wouldn't want a proper curry with chips though. Couple of Rotis and you are laughing.

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                      What the hell IS it?

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                        I can't believe it's not fattening?
                        (it still is though just 30% less fattening)

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                          OMG it's low fat cheese.

                          Wonder if they can get in trouble for claiming it's not cheddar, when cheddar is probably Only allowed to be called cheddar when it meets certain requirements.

                          Next month
                          Ford Releases the 'I can't believe it's not a Ferrari'

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                            Only 30% less fat though? What's the point. I love a good cheddar cheese so would never substitute it for this crap just to save 30% of fat! Especially if it's anything like their butter version. Bleurghhh!

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                              Quite! I can believe that I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not butter.

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