The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Ady]

WTF!? I just received a very strange email from someone I don't know. Someone who calls themselves "Mercy". It was from a yahoo addresss.

This is it:

Hi, my friend!

Love one another and you will be happy. It is as simple and as

difficult as that. When the sun sinks behind the distant clouds

and the world is hanging by the threads of twilight I can look

beyond everything else and see your beautiful eyes clearly. And

no matters that I have never seen you before, I can recognize

your kind heart and unique soul from any human being. I will

find your handsome face in a crowded street and from the first

sight I will understand that it is you, my love, the one, I was

waiting for all my life. And in the same way I will recognize

your letter from thousands of others because when people meant

to be together the destiny help them to find each other.
Drop me a line here so that i will sned my
photo to u.

Uh... yeah.

I'm hoping its some kind of strangely worded spam or else it appears I have a stalker. "I have never seen you before... I will find your handsome face in a crowded street..." is almost unnerving.

Have any of you lot seen anything that reads like this before?

[abigsmurf]

Could be a poem designed to test spam filters

[Ady]

Could be a poem designed to test spam filters

Yeah, I was thinking along those lines. It bears all the hallmarks of spam. Right down to the strange sender name.

[Nif]

Broke my spam email record today, 3354 in my junk mail folder!

Had an old email account linked that decided to start working again.

I was a little disappointed though, only had 4 russian brides to add to my collection.

[NW2013]

This should be "good": http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8487552.stm 3D porn.

[toythatkills]

Because geeks need that little bit of extra help...

http://geeksdreamgirl.com/onlinedatinghelp/

"I could over get a year of WoW for that!"

[Adam Stone]

Why do women twist and manipulate the simplest and most innocent of things? Actually... let me rephrase: Why do I put up with my misses twisting and manipulating the simplest and most innocent of things?

[Welrain]

slept on a blow up bed lastnight...cold, uncomfortable and woke up with a horrible leg cramp. Up before I usually get up on a workday. I'm in a bad mood.

[NW2013]

Why did you do that GMass?

[Ady]

Ely train station. Yes, the whole damn place.

I had to pass through there last night. It was a bitterly cold evening and I arrived to find the waiting lounge locked. Apparently, the lounge and toilets are inexplicably closed at 9pm. Why?

An hour or so later I was in Cambridge, where the waiting lounges and toilets were open until the station shut (as you would expect).

Having to wait out in the freezing cold in Ely really soured my mood that night.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

My mate just found out I've been having an affair with his wife.

I feel Terryble.

[^Katsu]

My mate just found out I've been having an affair with his wife.

I feel Terryble.

Facebook and here anywhere else sir?

[Kongster]

My mate just found out I've been having an affair with his wife.

I feel Terryble.

That's one Bridge too far that you've crossed, fella.

[NeoDragoN]

My mate just found out I've been having an affair with his wife.

I feel Terryble.

Scum of the earth.

[prinnysquad]

Typical F0mm1doDD gag. Move along, people.