The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[icarus0]

Why were shopping trolleys invented?




To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

[Crisp_Rapper]

god bless those who can't secure a wireless internet connection... it makes life so much easier when you have to wait weeks to be connected to your own line.

[VR46]

My 8 year old car just passed it's MOT first time, didn't have to bung the tester a crisp Twenty or anything, I'm well chuffed

[Crisp_Rapper]

was the tester old/blind/deaf/crap ??

[VR46]

All four \o/

Still, almost fifty quid for an MOT is taking the pee.

[buster_broon]

has anybody here had a barium meal before?

had one last week and feck my poo's are a nightmare

still havent found a toilet that can flush them, they are too heavy

i have to sit there with gloves on and 'fish' them out of the toilet and dispose of them in the back field, might just take a crap in the back field next time

just thought you lot should know

[Kieran76]

I'm about to go out for a meal, thats one mental image that I do not need. For shame!

[buster_broon]

I'm about to go out for a meal, thats one mental image that I do not need. For shame!

sri pal

i had to cut the last one into 3 pieces to get it around the u bend

just so amazingly heavy

[jimmbob]

According to the Christians these bands will make you GAY!

[spagmasterswift]

"In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [email protected]"

Me thinks Donnie is being taken for a ride...

Loving these entries:

"Ghostface Killah"

"Morrissey(?questionable?)"

Too funny. --Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

[Big Seany]

Love the way that probably my two favourite musical acts of all time, Wilco and Ghostface, are both making me queer as I listen. More power to them!

[Swallow]

Arcade Fire!?!?!?

[Len]

The link from his homepage to his smash hit and video...God Hates Fags!?!??!?

Surely it's a piss take/wind up but then again probably not...deary me...

[EJG1980]

The Strokes? Arcade Fire? That "bad" list is full of quality! I have loads of the stuff on their "bad" list, it must be why I've been going weak in the knees when a man in tight jeans walks past recently, I'm being turned gay! Here I was thinking it was nature, but no, it's actually music that decides your sexuality!

Yeah, it's quite funny until you realise "Bloody hell, they're actually serious!!!"

Some of the bands on their safe list are very ****ty as well. I think that even if I was the world's biggest homophobe I'd still rather be gay than listen to the rubbish on their safe list

[jimmbob]

http://www.lovegodsway.org/C.H.O.P.S.

Lol. C.H.O.P.S.

Changing Homosexuals into Ordinary People!

I don't know what the "S" stands for!