Hours of fun .. or at least until you run out of swear words
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Didnt know what thread to post this in but Happy Gilmore is only £3 on Play.com. http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/STTS7/3-...e/Product.html
No-one can knock that offer back!
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Mexicans stage tortilla protest!
It's a ham bush etc etc...Comment
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A joke.
Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of
patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The
patient replies:
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace
As lang's my arm.
Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some would eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to
The next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks
"Is this a psychiatric ward?" "No," replies the doctor,
"This is the serious Burns unit."Comment
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Jesus wept.Comment
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Today bad luck struck the office.
I arrived early, at 8:30, thanks to an unnaturarly precise train and I turn on my main PC while I take a look at some renderings I started last evening: everything's in order and I proceed copying them on my PC shared hard drive, but everything locks up. I go to my main PC and notice that nothing happens when I move the mouse or hit CTRL+ALT+DEL and the HDD led is constantly turned on.
I reset it, it works for ten minuts but then it locks up. Reset and F8, still not working even in safe mode. Reset, F8, load last know configuration, nothing, still locks up. Last reset and same story. Oh well.
I inform the system administrator (the best sysadmin ever, someone that doesn't even know how to burn a CD) that the PC doesn't work and I'll open it to take the data HDD and copy the data over an other one.
In the meantime all my co-workers arrived and one went cutting some large prints; an other co-worker phones in to tell that he will be late due to heavy traffic.
Five minutes later the "cutting guy" returns asking for a first-aid kit: he cut half of his left thumb open and asking if someon could take him to the hospital (the cut was deep to the bone).
Fifteen minutes later the co-worker struck into the traffic phones again telling that he won't able to come as he hit a lady with his scooter...he climbed the sidewalk and he wasn't able to dodge the lady coming out from her house front door.
Fortunately enough the day is ending without any major incidents and noone is badly injured.Last edited by briareos_kerensky; 01-02-2007, 15:26.Comment
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Top notch day, be careful on your way home !!
Complete change of subject, I tried the Burger King Angus Burger at lunchtime (with the optional Bacon and Cheese), was lovely, ?3.79 on it's own though, good job I had a BOGOF voucher
highly recommended, couldn't manage more than one and a half myself though.
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A mate has recommended the Angus, says it is lovely. The price always puts me off BK, also the fact that Burger King reminds me of when my daughter was ill (inexplicably there is a BK INSIDE Southampton General).Comment
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Tired to start a thread on this but its not having it
So...
When I'm at a gig I always get the urge to pull out my ****e camera phone and take a picture - even though the quality is always shocking.
Anyways, for this game you need to identify the person/persons/band/group on stage (bonus respect if you manage to get the venue too). If you have any equally naff pics then get involved!
WHO IS THIS?
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If it were fifteen years ago, I'd have said Public Enemy. Unless you have a time machine then I guess I'm wrong, eh?Originally posted by spagmasterswift View PostTired to start a thread on this but its not having it
So...
Anyways, for this game you need to identify the person/persons/band/group on stage (bonus respect if you manage to get the venue too). If you have any equally naff pics then get involved!
WHO IS THIS?
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Second day with a broken boiler and no heating.
Me, this evening.Comment
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Originally posted by spagmasterswift View PostTired to start a thread on this but its not having it
So...
When I'm at a gig I always get the urge to pull out my ****e camera phone and take a picture - even though the quality is always shocking.
Anyways, for this game you need to identify the person/persons/band/group on stage (bonus respect if you manage to get the venue too). If you have any equally naff pics then get involved!
WHO IS THIS?
Average White Band at The ScotchComment
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The health kick's going well then HollissOriginally posted by DavidHolliss View PostTop notch day, be careful on your way home !!
Complete change of subject, I tried the Burger King Angus Burger at lunchtime (with the optional Bacon and Cheese), was lovely, ?3.79 on it's own though, good job I had a BOGOF voucher highly recommended, couldn't manage more than one and a half myself though.
Gig shot - Roots Manuva??Comment
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A kid at school told me today that I sounded exactly the same as the Churchill dog from the insurance adverts.Comment
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