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    True, think of the money you'll save

    I'll keep my eye out for any goodies for you

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      Originally posted by Swallow View Post
      Congrats on becoming super moderator, David! What new powers you got?
      Thanks, new powers are only behind the scenes Admin stuff. Still can't predict winning Lottery numbers and the like

      Originally posted by MattyD View Post
      Maybe he's been appointed to mod the mods after questions were raised in the Blue Room?
      In a word, no. It's business as usual.

      Complete change of subject, has anyone seen the Crack the Code Competition The Independent are running ?

      Looks right up my street, but a bit time consuming

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        Originally posted by Crisp_Rapper View Post
        that guy is a legend.

        also i LOVE somethingawful, this thread in particular made me laugh so hard i nearly puked. it was the picture and caption at the top of page 2 which nearly killed me with laughter

        http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2446989

        . That is the life a hardcore interbwebber, defined with apples. Amazing scenes.

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          Roffles.

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            Didnt take long for Mars to change their mind - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6673549.stm

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              should i or shoulnd't i - i dont know what to do

              (starred out stuff incase of lawsuit )

              FROM MR. ***** ********
              OPERATION MANAGER ECOBNK.
              Rue du Gouverneur Bayol,
              01 BP 1280 - Lome-Togo West Africa.
              Email:***************@myway.com

              Attn: Sir/Madam,

              YOUR COOPERATIONS IS HIGHLY REQUIRED:

              I know this message will come to you as a surprise since we do not know each other before, but for the purpose of introduction, I am Mr. David Williams, Operations manager, ECOBANK PLC LOME-TOGO. There is an account opened in this bank in 1990. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that nobody has operated in this account since 2002.

              From our records, the owner of this account is Mr. Michael Garcia, {a foreigner, a miner at Kruger Gold. Co. and a geologist by profession}. After several notifications as a routine to the address of this distinguished customer of ours, his employees told our management that Mr. Michael Garcia, died when a Kenyan Airways plane crashed along the coast of West Africa in 2002.

              My investigation proved to me that no other person knows about this account or anything concerned it, the company does not know anything about this account as well, the account has no beneficiary. This account presently accommodates an amount involving $22,831,000.00 USD,(Twenty Two Million Eight Hundred and Thirty One Thousand United State Dollars). With all due respect, I am contacting you because of my need to involve a reliable foreign beneficiary with a foreign account, who will coordinate this transaction. I would like you to assist me and claim these funds to your account.

              In the recent meeting held by the Board of Directors of our bank, who deliberated on the issue of unclaimed funds in our bank, and thereafter they the motion as contained in the article 13 (b) sub-section (iv) of the minutes of the BOD's meeting. I need your full co-operation to make this transaction successful to any foreign party who has correct information regarding this account. Which I will transfer to you immediately if you are capable and willing to handle the amount in question with confidence and trust according to my instructions and advice for our mutual benefit. This my friend is a life time opportunity I wish to share with you.

              I need a trustworthy person do to the nature of the business transaction, I need your assurance of discretion. I assure you that with my present position in the office I am able to transfer this money to foreign account of which you can provide assurance that this money will be safe and well guided pending my arrival in your country for distribution.

              I will destroy all documentation of this transaction at my office immediately after the transfer thus leaving no trace to any place. I will use my position and influence to guarantee legal approvals and transfer of this money to your account with the appropriate clearance forms according to the ministry for foreign exchange. You can also come to Rep of Lome Togo to discuss with me face to face after which I will make the remittance in your presence and two of us will fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and other investment plans.

              Please reply quickly so I will inform you the next steps to relinquish these funds immediately. Send also your private telephone and fax numbers, Bank Account details (Name of Bank, Address, A/C Name etc). I wish to meet you in person so that we can conclude this transaction and sign a binding agreement ensuring that we may share equally the for mentioned monies that are being placed in the account of your choice.

              At the conclusion of this business you will receive 40% of the total amount,60% will be for me. I look forward to your earliest reply.

              I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

              I look forward to hearing from you immediately.

              Yours Faithfully,

              Mr. **** ********
              (Operations Manager) Ecobank Plc Lome-Togo

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                Have some fun stringing them along. Scambaiting is fun as long as your careful.

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                  >Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
                  >that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
                  >
                  >The  iBoob will  cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a
                  >major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men
                  >staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
                  >
                  >Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

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                    Help me live off of ?2 a day!

                    Ok guys,

                    As the title says... I have exactly ?2 per day until the end of the month.

                    Plenty of pasta swirls in, and vegetable oil.

                    ....I'm thinking something along the lines of Tesco value mince + tinned tomatoes. Fresh chilis are about 70p a bag though, the robbing bastards.

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                      I sense a plea for delivered pizza coming in a couple of days time >_<

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                        wow, when people say that they actually mean it? just borrow some money off someone, or go to a mates house and scrounge..

                        credit card? overdraft? busking?

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                          Value pasta, value chopped tomatoes and some oregano.

                          Repeat ad nauseam.

                          Could purchase some tobasco today to make it interesting.

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                            Cereal is your friend!

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                              True, but you need milk for that, budget permitting

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                                No it isn't, have you seen the price of the stuff? Minimum &#163;2 for something plain-jane such as Rice Crispies or Cornflakes.

                                Then you have to think about the milk as well.

                                Good call with the Tobasco DJ. I have oregano (+basil, fresh garlic and celery salt actually) in already, just need tinned tomatoes (Tesco value hopefully 19p a can) and mince (Tesco value hopefully &#163;1.50 for two servings).

                                Spag bol. for two weeks solid. At least it won't be ****ty Ragu/Dolmio.

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