The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[thebuddahman]

Humous or Hummus?

[Widegoat]

Humous or Hummus?

Either - yum!

Taramasalata or Taramosalata?

[Spatial]

BBC News -Woman rips off mans testacles!

I couldn't read it without wincing tbh.

Although

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

was the most bizarre.

"Is it? Oh cheers mate, didn't realise and would be lost without it"

[Pookmunki]

Thats just horrible!

Missus will be back from work soon, time for a bit of ninja-ingestion methinks just in case...

Ban request's for any mentions of Albert Hall or Hitler

...apart from that one

[Concept]

That two and a half years sentence is ridiculous.

How can you claim you're not a violent person if you then put the testicle in your mouth?

[Ish]

I've eaten viler things. Pickled eggs for one.

[Pookmunki]

I've eaten similar things. Pickled eggs for one.

Fixed

[kernow]

a single pickled egg aint bad every year or so with a bag of crisps and a pint

mm

fart-tastic

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

a single pickled egg aint bad every year or so with a bag of crisps and a pint

mm

fart-tastic

lol at the thought of kerny in a pub and actually socialising!

[Baseley09]

I hang out in digital pubs, thats why im so lean and buff.

[kernow]

yeah, I'm the grant mitchell of E-pubbery, you can be Phil

andy can be peggy

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

andy can be peggy

My moobs really so big as to justify beig female in this dastardly cherade?

[kernow]

... Peggys hardly well endowed in that area

:emb:

[SuperDanX]

Bad Lieuteant. What a pile of ****.

[SuperDanX]

How many Donuts is too much in one day? 3? Ive had 3 so far. In my defence donuts are always best fresh innit?