The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Alastair]

Only if the girl's an attention whore more like

[Nijo]

Sounds pretty Lebowski to me.

[Rossco]

Im pretty sure me and the missus saw some lassie wearing Pjs in the gym last week

24Hr asdas are terrifying, we once went up to the one at paisley at 1am on a sunday morning for munchies and it was like dead rising

Paisley one is scary, but the Govan one was worse when I went. THAT was Dead Rising!!!

[charlesr]

The real double take was a girl/lady maybe in her mid 20's walking around with her basket in her pyjamas

The first few times I read that, I presumed you meant she was wearing pyjamas AND had the basket stuffed INSIDE them..... heheh.

[oblivion_6]

Paisley one is scary, but the Govan one was worse when I went. THAT was Dead Rising!!!

that reminds me the deisel prices in asda govan are really low today (im hearing 90p from a dude thats just back from there) so i may need to load up the shotgun and head over there tonite for a cheap fill

[Alastair]

The first few times I read that, I presumed you meant she was wearing pyjamas AND had the basket stuffed INSIDE them..... heheh.

[Nijo]

The first few times I read that, I presumed you meant she was wearing pyjamas AND had the basket stuffed INSIDE them..... heheh.

I did too. Clearly a perfectly normal thing to do.... and the other two guys were doing the same thing!

"2 other fellas there did exactly the same"

!

[Alastair]

I have now edited the post (you damn grammar pedants).

Hopefully it is much easier for you to understand

[VR46]

Don't know if it's happening in most area's, but around Ilford there are BHF (British Heart Foundation) billboards everywhere - about eating a packet of crisps a day means you are drinking equivalent of 5 litres of cooking oil a year, some crisps contain 33% oil blah blah.

Billboards are quite shocking though, massive picture of young girl drinking a big bottle of cooking oil with it all dripping down her face etc.

[oblivion_6]

Don't know if it's happening in most area's, but around Ilford there are BHF (British Heart Foundation) billboards everywhere - about eating a packet of crisps a day means you are drinking equivalent of 5 litres of cooking oil a year, some crips contain 33% oil blah blah.

Billboards are quite shocking though, massive picture of young girl drinking a big bottle of cooking oil with it all dripping down her face etc.

Aye i noticed that this morning driving to work, its a disgusting advert. Cant see it working mind you the whole country seems to be eating itself to a grave, personally im a bit sick of all the ads telling you lead a healthy life. The people who should heed the adverts dont lol

If i see another jamie ****ing oliver ad with him in the fat suit ill scream

[MattyD]

personally im a bit sick of all the ads telling you lead a healthy life...

Maybe that's why Glasgweigans have the shortest life expectancy in the UK and one of the top rates of heart disease? Never mind eh, don't let that stop you tucking into more deep-fried mars bars ;P

[Jebus]

Ahem, a postman taking the piss out of someone for mars bars...? Pot, kettle, black? 8)

In all seriousness though, how ****ing **** have we become we need adverts saying "Crisps aren't good for you"...for **** sake, there must be some realllllllly stupid ***** out there. I'll agree, really fed up with that sort of ****.

I can just see the parents on the tube seeing them going "WHAT THE ****?? Crisps are bad? **** **** ****TING ****TY ****ATION! Little Johnny give me those 7 grab bags of prawn cocktail I just bought you back!!!"

[MattyD]

Ahem, a postman taking the piss out of someone for mars bars...? Pot, kettle, black? 8)

Not me mate, I'm a smug vegan feck

[Jebus]

Ah **** man...sorry, I feel for you.

(Tongue firmly in cheek (not of the ass variety) here)

[VR46]

Needed to find a copy for a friend, so may as well post it here, ad can be seen here (for those of you who look at the road whilst driving)

http://www.bhf.org.uk/