Crimson Day had money problems or summat. I remember he sold his 360 at one point and went off to college somewhere so maybe he doesn't have internet access?
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On the subject of members that are MIA...where's Nembot? He's not been on LIVE for over a month either!Comment
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Fresh from the back of a packet of Jelly Tots so be warned,
What's Orange and sounds like a Parrot ?
We need some more jokes so get posting.Comment
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^ I want to hurt youComment
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What have a duck, a pelican and the Inland Revenue got in common?
They can all stick their bills up their arse!Comment
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Really strange thing happened to me at work today. The mother of a girl who I teach for maths told me she loved me and that she couldn't stop thinking about me. Easily the most uncomfortable conversation of my life. When I told her I was married she looked like she was going to burst into tears.Comment
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Wow that is odd!
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haha niceComment
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Did you tell the wife?Comment
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It wasn't nice, it was stupidly embarrassing. The worst thing is that she is well fit and I have never been with an Indian lady before.Comment
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Yes. She laughed and thought the women must have mental health issues to declare love for me after I have only had two or three conversations with her in my life.Originally posted by MarioMark View PostComment
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Hqad Jesus pop over for a cuppa today and upon entering my house he left the front door wide open, so I turned to him and asked him 'Were you born in a barn?'
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2 things.
1) Son finds a black marker pen I didn't even know I had.... Gets going on the new flooring. eeeeeep!!! Luckily the internet came to my rescue. Hairspray and a microfibre cloth. Amazing.
2) Found out a friend got engaged so sent him a message of congratulations with a MASSIVE FREUDIAN TYPO. What I meant to say was ""You should come down here and celebrate". What I actually sent was "You should come down her and celebrate"Comment
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bwahahaComment
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Superb!!
Least you didn't say "You should come in me to celebrate!"Comment
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