The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Dezm0nd]

If anyones thinking about taking the train to london from milton keynes, forget it. Some dude has been squashed and the trains are more frozen than a bag of peas and carrots from tescos which costs 99p

[VR46]

I got the train to work for first time in about 18 months, was actually quite pleasant, grabbed a Metro got a seat and train was fairly empty. Only £4.60 (return) damage to the wallet as well. Would get the train every day if lived within walking distance of a train station, but when you have to throw catching a bus to the station into the equation all becomes too much hard work.

[charlesr]

The mother of a girl who I teach for maths told me she loved me and that she couldn't stop thinking about me.

Have you told the school? If not, you should. If you've got some nutter on your case, you need to ensure the school will be on your side if she makes up some weird story about you.

[Hombre]

It wasn't nice, it was stupidly embarrassing. The worst thing is that she is well fit and I have never been with an Indian lady before.

Did you tell that to the wife too?

[Nijo]

Anybody against this idea?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7227667.stm

[jimmbob]

Superb idea. I think some of the poorest people in this country need the threat of homelessness hanging over their families heads.

[funkydan]

Anybody against this idea?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7227667.stm

F*ck yeah! Unless there is cast-iron 100% genuine (medical) reason for folk not to work then they should be out there earning a wage! Either that or send them out to Afghanistan for live target practice for the troops

Or better still, we could start a 'Running Man' style game show for workshy pikeys and chavs called 'Work......or DIE!'

[Eps]

Or better still, we could start a 'Running Man' style game show for workshy pikeys and chavs called 'Work......or DIE!'

Funkydan for PM!

[112]

EPS, why did yah change yah nick from PSI to EPS?

explain yourself you undercover agent working in the US

112

[112]

Might as well get teh proceedings started then...............

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all the Chinese peeps on here!

112 ^_¬

[Nijo]

Happy New Year 112.

[ChrisF]

Started a new job this week, and walking back to my car tonight I noticed the office next door had loads of Haze and Time Splitters posters in reception. Looked up and it was Free Radical!

Anyone work there and wanna sneak me in of a lunch time? I see you all outside smoking!

[Kongster]

Might as well get teh proceedings started then...............

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all the Chinese peeps on here!

112 ^_?

Happy new year! XD

[Eps]

EPS, why did yah change yah nick

Simple: mental ex-gf stalking me on the interwebs Plus I use this one in email and the like now.

[VR46]

Happy new year! XD

Went to Tesco's yesterday and most of the Chinese Meals were half price, so Happy New Year China