Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[prinnysquad]

Quite. I usually go into a cubicle rather than risk the piss trough. Close-knit urinals are bloody disgraceful, what price the dignity of having a good division between each one?

[^Katsu]

Quite. I usually go into a cubicle rather than risk the piss trough. Close-knit urinals are bloody disgraceful, what price the dignity of having a good division between each one?

Yep the person inventing them knew what they wanted to see, UR IN ALL perv.

Irk I
Women thinking they are clever all the time... FFS they are thick ass shhh
Ex Mrs putting my Heavy Weight Gi in the shed Yar great idea because clothing and lawn mowers are exactly the same?

Irk II
Mould/Mildew please GTFO my clothing^ can't use bleach its black clothing, cant wash higher than 40c now on 2nd full wash

Only a few noticable bits but minky and I wants nowhere near my skin thanks

[Decider-VT]

No heating or hot water. Why can't my housing authority concede that my boiler needs to be replaced?

Also had an electrician around to fit some lights and move an entryphone yesterday. It was such a simple job that I wanted to do it but my wife and mother insisted otherwise. Lazy sod stayed for half an hour more than he should have because he was busy chatting away and kept heading back to his van, then he charged us for the extra half hour.

[Extra Terrestrial]

When you are walking down the street - in my case, a busy high street - why is it that when you look ahead, in the direction of a hundred other people, does a guy IMMEDIATELY grabs hold of (who I assume is) his girlfriend or wife's hand?

Do you really think I am going to feel her up and have sex with her in the middle of the street judging by their expressions upon eventually finding and grasping their girlfriends/wife?s hand?

Jesus.

[Number45]

Were you wearing a T-shirt with "I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend/wife" at the time?

[Extra Terrestrial]

Where you wearing a T-shirt with "I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend/wife" at the time?

I'm not that tasteless in my choice of clothes.

"Maybe I am just really, really ridiculously good looking?"

[prinnysquad]

Boring nitpickers who love the sound of their own dull voice to pimp their tawdry opinions. Usually people who have to find fault in the minutiae of everything, and get so wound up in trivialities of imperfection that they never really love anything.

[Number45]

I'm not that tasteless in my choice of clothes.

"Maybe I am just really, really ridiculously good looking?"

(Oh noes, I put "where" instead of "were". I am eternally shamed. )

[QualityChimp]

Boring nitpickers who love the sound of their own dull voice to pimp their tawdry opinions. Usually people who have to find fault in the minutiae of everything, and get so wound up in trivialities of imperfection that they never really love anything.

Not really sure why you're reading the irk thread then! Ha ha!

There's a new series of Grumpy Young Men starting again soon, I think.
They moan almost as much as us lot in here.

[prinnysquad]

Not really sure why you're reading the irk thread then! Ha ha!

There's a new series of Grumpy Young Men starting again soon, I think.
They moan almost as much as us lot in here.

Ah but there's irked moaners, then there's nitpickers. The type of people who, after humping a stunning model, would twist that she wasn't tight enough.

[QualityChimp]

The type of people who, after humping a stunning model, would twist that she wasn't tight enough.

Yeah, but we've all been there.

pffft supermodels, eh?

[Nif]

WE BUY ANY CAR! WE BUY ANY CAR! WE BUY ANY CAR!
WE BUY, WE BUY, WE BUY, WE BUY, WE BUY ANY CAR!!

Well you won't be buying mine, I'd rather drive it into a canal.

[NW2013]

Boring nitpickers who love the sound of their own dull voice to pimp their tawdry opinions. Usually people who have to find fault in the minutiae of everything, and get so wound up in trivialities of imperfection that they never really love anything.

You've come to the wrong place, i.e. the Internet.

[Geoff D]

Companies that don't contact you to say if your job application has been unsuccessful. I could understand it in days gone by (price of a stamp etc.) but is a standard email really too much trouble?

[dataDave]

When you are walking down the street - in my case, a busy high street - why is it that when you look ahead, in the direction of a hundred other people, does a guy IMMEDIATELY grabs hold of (who I assume is) his girlfriend or wife's hand?

Do you really think I am going to feel her up and have sex with her in the middle of the street judging by their expressions upon eventually finding and grasping their girlfriends/wife?s hand?

Jesus.

I hate this too, but then again it only proves their insecurity. I'm finding it more and more of a regular occurance now that I'm oozing machismo, and actually have fun by exploiting other guy's weaknesses... such as shifting a girl out of my path by gently easing her hips, even if they're not fit I relish the look on the bloke's face as I express a cheeky "'Scuse me, luv". I don't do that with guys bigger than me of course, and if something similar happened to my Mrs. whilst in my presence I wouldn't really care.