Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[losersclub]

"cocked more times than Davie Crockets gun...."

haha brilliant!

[endo]

I'll tell you another thing that bugs me. You know when you see an ad for a new film, most likely a british gangster/hooligan flick, and you see it has all these five star ratings? How come you know, even before you read the small print to see who's given it this 5 star rating, you just KNOW it's nuts or zoo magazine thats given it! Yeah, 5 stars, that's why it's straight to DVD. Morons.

They usually 'star' (lol) Danny Dyer too.

I'm pushed right now to think of a more irksome actor...

[abigsmurf]

Mark Kermode's impression of him cracks me up every time

[Goemon]

Woman.

Singular or pural?

Thing that gets me is when women just want to be "friends"
So basically you want me to contine to be there for you, continue to entertain you, then watch you go off with your boyfriend - No thanks.

Gaming programs that try to be edgy and cool

Game reviews that automatically base scores for things like graphics/sound on the gameplay score.

[sharky_ob]

'Human Rights'.

Please explain.

[Brad]

Kate Price is so foul that I actually like Peter Andre.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Katie Price aka Jordan

Jesus what is it with her,she's never out the paper, nearly everyday she is whinging about this and that.

She even had a TV programme talking about her split with her twat of a hubby,(OO my life's so hard,no one understands me and i was raped by another celebrity)....yeah right, coming from someone that's been cocked more times than Davie Crockets gun.....

People get divorced in there thousands every year in this country, get over it...

I have to say yours beats everything I mentioned. That permanent face that looks like a smacked ar$e needs to dissappear as fast as possible. I see her everywhere & its always in a bad situation. And we dont need to ask why she suddenly decided to mention the rape business, altho her excuse was the stupidest reason for mentioning it that I've ever heard.

People need to stop buying anything she churns out & she needs to be out of the papers & off the tv quickly so that idiots dont continue to get sucked into her vile little world while keeping her minted.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Please explain.

Being abused by those who dont deserve to have them, which begs the question "who are they for?".

[kernow]

Kate Price is so foul that I actually like Peter Andre.

100% agreed. She's so fake, fake tan, fake nails, fake teeth, fake boobs, fake lips. God, I cannot stand her, she never stops talking about herself either. I hate her more than posh spice and neil morrisey combined, and that my friends is a damn lot.

[randombs]

Or people that say "torlet" instead of "toilet". Or people who give me a Christmas card and can't spell my name ("Graig" instead of "Craig")

In primary school, one of my mates did an xmas card for my other mate Craig. On the envelope it said 'to Crag' and inside the card it said 'to Gaig'. I'll never forget that.

Ok my turn:

* Brits who say period (e.g. "no more foolishness, period).

* Ringtones.

* People turning their earphones up too much on the train. Don't even get me started on phone speaker music.

* People saving up their lamest conversations ever until they get on the train. It's like having www.lamebook.com with a text-to-speech synthesiser forced on you.

* People who use random Japanese words they've picked up, like kawaii. There is no situation on the face of the Earth that requires the insertion of the word kawaii into an English sentence. Ever.

* People who assume I must surely love anime and manga because I'm learning Japanese, and cannot bear it when I tell them I really don't.

* People who insist on using the Japanese names for the SF bosses and/or who call Ryu Ree-yu. You cocky gits.

[Malc]

100% agreed. She's so fake, fake tan, fake nails, fake teeth, fake boobs, fake lips. God, I cannot stand her, she never stops talking about herself either. I hate her more than posh spice and neil morrisey combined, and that my friends is a damn lot.

I also despise Neil Morrisey. I saw a programme of his once when he slagged off the camera man filming his show where he opens up some crappy little pub. He started saying how the camera man has never done a hard days work in his life, and he's an actor! Just because you're shovelling some yeast or something and finding it pretty hard doesn't mean you have to start insulting the camera dude; he wouldn't even have a career if it weren't for camera men.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

I also despise Neil Morrisey. I saw a programme of his once when he slagged off the camera man filming his show where he opens up some crappy little pub. He started saying how the camera man has never done a hard days work in his life, and he's an actor! Just because you're shovelling some yeast or something and finding it pretty hard doesn't mean you have to start insulting the camera dude; he wouldn't even have a career if it weren't for camera men.

Ha ha yeah wasnt that the program he did on his pub down near my neck of the woods in Laugharne?
He only opened a pub down there so he could be close to a big hero of his (probably lieing to look like a great actor type!) Dylan Thomas. I think he's sold up now. Good riddance!!
I've never liked the guy. It got worse when he started doing the voice of Bob the Builder (& his Xmas song) because he was doing Men Behaving Badly the same time & was known for knocking Les Dennis's wife off.
Theres just something slightly pompous about the guy that I dont like. Plus he's a pretty bad actor too.

Posh spice doesnt do a thing but thinks she's got an important part to play wherever she goes. However I did kinda feel sorry for her when the Beckham/Loos story came out because people were kinda blaming her for not being there for him. Not saying if what he did was true mind you but IF he did then thats no excuse to go sh@gging another woman.

[Lyris]

being socially forced to wear a tie for most job interviews because by wrapping a knotting a bit of rag round my neck I instantly become more skillful and better suited for the role I've applied for.

+100. Cannot stand this stupid, outdated pomposity.

[kernow]

Mobile phones and people who get excited about them 'oh have you got the latest nokia W800.3X?'

No, and please stop talking to me.

I'm into technology etc, but I can never, ever get excited about mobile phones.

[NW2013]

being socially forced to wear a tie for most job interviews because by wrapping a knotting a bit of rag round my neck I instantly become more skillful and better suited for the role I've applied for.

+100. Cannot stand this stupid, outdated pomposity.

Why did they ever think ties were a good idea? They serve no purpose.