Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[abigsmurf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2AE8Oj2tII

Paparazzi are absolute scum of the earth.

[kernow]

Ugh something I sent in the post has been smashed (first time for everything I guess), and the compensation form is a joke pretty much, they want proof of how much the item is worth which is fair enough, but its an MVS cart, as well as the actual item sent to them, bleh. I think its easier to just pay the refund out of my own pocket. arses.

[EJG1980]

I do have my own piss irk.

Its that no matter how much I try & empty my cock of all piss (straining, relaxing, shaking, milking my piss pipe to get every last drop out etc) as soon as I put my cock back in my trou my bladder decides to let go of a final dribble, & I have to walk around with a wet feeling in me kecks.

Use a bit of toilet paper to dab your knob.

I also do that too. Sometimes I even put a bit of bog paper under me hood when I put my cock away so it can soak up the dribble that might happen.

That actually made me cry with laugher!

It happens to me too, its such a pain in the arse. Worse is if your GF then decides to have a quick "fumble" and gets covered in piss...

Ah, thank God, I'm not alone! It's a sodding pain. I've tried the whole shoving a bit of toilet paper down the pants to catch any drips idea, but the paper goes dry and gets stuck to the end of my knob. It's a bad look!

Now I just take extra long in the toilet, ringing the bastard dry. It's the only way to be sure.

[Family Fry]

Shocking stuff, especially when the guy says "get off, private property" and the douch pap just says "well this is Jesses fault" EH?!
Do they get paid for these awful photos?

[EJG1980]

I know celebs like Sandra Bullock have a brilliant lifestyle, but blimey, having to put up with that kind of crap all the time must be a nightmare.

The fact that the public eats it up is just as bad. "Ohh, this magazine has a terrible blurry shot of Sandra Bullock getting out of a car! Buy, buy, buy!!!"

[abigsmurf]

Ah, thank God, I'm not alone! It's a sodding pain. I've tried the whole shoving a bit of toilet paper down the pants to catch any drips idea, but the paper goes dry and gets stuck to the end of my knob. It's a bad look!

Now I just take extra long in the toilet, ringing the bastard dry. It's the only way to be sure.

"No matter how much you jiggle and dance
The last two drops go in your pants"

[EJG1980]

Possible gap in the market. Someone needs to come out with some kind of non-stick disposable piss hanky.

[Paulos G]

Why not just adapt one of these?

[^Katsu]

Why not just adapt one of these?

What the LOL! http://www.shewee.com/how.html most amazing instructions

[mikewl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2AE8Oj2tII

Paparazzi are absolute scum of the earth.

I don't know how celebs handle the paps, they are basically just stalkers when they take it that far, preventing someone from getting into their own home then scrambling over the fence, just out of order.

[DeathAdder]

I don't know how celebs handle the paps, they are basically just stalkers when they take it that far, preventing someone from getting into their own home then scrambling over the fence, just out of order.

Indeed. Although I have shat things that I respect more than I respect Britney, I was disgusted to see on the news a few years ago that the ambulance taking her presumably to hospital couldn't get out of her drive for the swarm of paparazzi.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Possible gap in the market. Someone needs to come out with some kind of non-stick disposable piss hanky.

Why not just adapt one of these?

Already been done fellas:

http://www.tenaformen.co.uk/

.................had a good day today. No dribbles after me slash , so no need for the Tena's


.............yet!

[BeyondJumpFish]

Maybe im doing something wrong, hopefully someone can tell me...But every time I have to fuel up with diesel i always get covered in the stuff?! It seems that, unlike petrol pumps where you can shake it and get the dregs out, diesel pumps, no matter how much shaking you do, will always dump the last bit on your hands and shoes.

Also...THE MOTHER*%$&ING PRICE!

[NW2013]

Maybe im doing something wrong, hopefully someone can tell me...But every time I have to fuel up with diesel i always get covered in the stuff?! It seems that, unlike petrol pumps where you can shake it and get the dregs out, diesel pumps, no matter how much shaking you do, will always dump the last bit on your hands and shoes.

Also...THE MOTHER*%$&ING PRICE!

Tena Diesel?

[Spatial]

I'm another who has a problem with putting diesel in without making some sort of mess. God knows why as it was never an issue up until I owned my current car (first ever diesel).

Judging by the state of most of the pumps round our way its a common thing.

Oh and don't get me started on the price of the damn stuff