Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[noobish hat]

Unless of course the speaker actually means 'addictive'...

I think that's what he was talking about

[Brad]

I will say that Patrick Stewart was well out of order for his stupid drunken pop at the guy at that awards ceremony tho.

Not just out of order, stupid too. Like him or not, best not to have a pop at someone like James Cordon unless you are e.g. Paul Merton. Stewart should have known he would be made a fool. That whole incident made me not like two people who I previously did. That said, Cordon is on TV too much now anyway. It's like how I used to like that fat-tongued mockney Jamie Oliver.

[nakamura]

I hate getting work phone calls when I am at home. It is bad enough I have to run a shop but to get calls about it at home has really gotten on top of me. I didn't want the damn job in the first place.

[Colin]

People not leaving feedback on ebay when you go out of your way to be as helpful as you can, and provide a good service. (Or anywhere really) That's REALLY irking me today.

[prinnysquad]

Talking of annoying words, the North American press keep using a word to describe certain achievements. Specifically: winningest; used to describe the fact that someone has won the most games in their particular position, or something similar for a team.

e.g., Martin Brodeur is the most winningest netminder in NHL history.
Chelsea were the most winningest team over one season in Premier League history in 2006. (no idea if this is true)

Now, I can listen to/read all manner of linguistic wankery justifying it, but the bottom line to me is that it sounds ****.

[Number45]

But it's a superlative form of winning. The most winning even. What's not to like!

[prinnysquad]

Everything. Try using it in a sentence and not feel like a tosser afterwards!

[importaku]

Finding out that Weird Al Yankovic is coming to the UK for the first time ever & the damn tickets are all gone GAHHHH WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYY

[cutmymilk]

Just get them on ebay dude

[Darwock]

Everything. Try using it in a sentence and not feel like a tosser afterwards!

I did as you suggested, and I felt like the tosserest.

[Nif]

Next door is having some building work done, Missus just got home to find a van on our drive, told the bloke to move it and explained the concept of having two separate driveways next to each other, no apology, nothing.

What grips my sh*t is that our neighbours were sat in the house, presumably saw the van there and never thought to tell them to move it. tossers.

[speedlolita]

England's ability to score (or not) goals irks me.

[charlesr]

Bird poo in my hair irks me.

[abigsmurf]

A couple of months, a bird crapped on me and it went in my front shirt pocket. Was at the start of the day too, had to wash the pocket out and then dry my shirt with a hand drier.

[speedlolita]

eww

i had a bird shat on me when i was at work the other day

glad it hit my top