Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[sj33]

Steam being so bloody slow when they have offers! I'm still trying to download GTA4! I know it's 15GB but bloody hell! Also, I left it downloading when I went to watch Sherlock Holmes with the family today, but forgot to plug my laptop in - RAGE!

[abigsmurf]

you've millions of people trying to play their xmas presents. It was always going to struggle,

[Gruce]

The fact that full (semi-unkempt) beards are now appearing everywhere, it's like a test of how manly you are, that you show off

[dataDave]

Taxi firms charging double at Xmas... Why not at Eid?

[TBL2260]

Excuse my ignorance but, what's Eid ?

[Sam The Man]

I don't look my age at all. I've always looked much younger than I actually am and it's got me into all kinds of situations...

With regard to buying alcohol, people say that being ID'd is a compliment. Nonsense, I'm an adult, and when I want to buy a drink, I don't appreciate being challenged like I'm some teenager trying to pull a fast one.

dont worry it will be a positive thing once you start getting old. When you are 35/40/45yrs old everyone will think you look younger (25/30/35)

[prinnysquad]

Well, the rack won the day. It was like staring at two bowling balls wrapped up in a hammock. Unbelievable, must be a J cup or something.

My eyes did me no favours either. The more I tried not to look, the more they looked, like I had tit magnets lodged in my retinas. I had to force myself to stare away for ten minutes before we left, otherwise when I got up to leave, everyone would have noticed the fact that they could have played hoopla using party hats on my old fella.

Bonus win though: we left before everyone else, meaning we slung enough on the table to cover our nosh and a tip, and didn't have to subsidise the troughers.

Win all round really. Not ripped off, and more tit than a man's eyes can cope with.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Well, the rack won the day. It was like staring at two bowling balls wrapped up in a hammock. Unbelievable, must be a J cup or something.

My eyes did me no favours either. The more I tried not to look, the more they looked, like I had tit magnets lodged in my retinas. I had to force myself to stare away for ten minutes before we left, otherwise when I got up to leave, everyone would have noticed the fact that they could have played hoopla using party hats on my old fella.

Bonus win though: we left before everyone else, meaning we slung enough on the table to cover our nosh and a tip, and didn't have to subsidise the troughers.

Win all round really. Not ripped off, and more tit than a man's eyes can cope with.

Sweet. I hope you gave her a hug when you left, just to get some chest on rack action

[ShadowDancer]

If I hear the gocompare advert one more time....

I've watched tv about 1hr in 2 months! but I'm here in the middle room and can hear the TV...I am cringing as I type this...agggghhhhhhhahhhhhghhghhahhhghh

EDIT...

Go Compare will be the site I never visit in the history of my life.

[importaku]

Shadowdancer, just for you

[ShadowDancer]

*takes pills - too many...must die* *shakes fist at import!* *dies*

[importaku]

Ah your not alone, to be honest i hate that advert too but not as much as that annoying frosties one that was on ages ago with the annoying kid singing "they're gonna taste great"

I wished death to the makers of that one & my wish was granted hehe, this is still piss funny even now.

[ShadowDancer]

After seeing the post of your vid...I went ahead hoping for something similar with the go compare you posted *shakes fist again!*

[Jebus]

Go Compare, like the Meercats has had the opposite effect of its intentions.

I will never, EVER use their services or website in my entire life ever.

[Number45]

My youngest daughter is now obsessed with meerkats. In fact she asked for a real one for Christmas.