Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[teddymeow]

I like to imagine Adrian Chiles is Bryan from Tekken after he's let himself go a bit

Lollerz!! I can see that!!

[^Katsu]

Being trapped in the pit of fail
Went to the job centre today for a better off calculation. Had two done, one on minimum wage and one on ?10 per hour both ended up showing me ?50 odd better off a month? Great you may think, however this is only based on my out goings being my rent and council tax! So I'd still be TOTALLY FORKED

So I try to look at the positives and think hell so I drop from previous job at 23K to below 17K? At least I am going to be able to speak to people and try to get myself back on track... I ask about getting the job centre to pay for my SIA licence so I can open up my options. Cameron say's NO! Eh Eh ErrrrrrrRRR fantastic they won't do it as of the budget.

Then I get home and realise they never took into account the fact I have to give 15% of my earnings to my daughter via the CSA, and call to ask what difference that makes and they cant answer I need to call the CSA. FuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

After answering the worlds most impossible to know security questions I get to ask the question only to be told that even the person I am talking to doesn't know!?
I reply to her that Its 15% surely and she say's yes but if I were on minimum wage it may be less, or if I had my daughter to stay more than once a fortnight? At which point I took her clean out, stating I bankrupted myself just to get to see her once a fortnight and would gladly have her here every day but I cant as her mum is a ****! After appologising for my rant but making it clear that the courts and the CSA suck balls she will call me back to let me know about the minimum wage stuff tomorrow.


So basically I wont be better off should I be lucky enough to get a mediocre paid job I'd in fact be proper screwed from the 15% taken away by the CSA!

ZOMG! This could be my biggest post evarrrr1!

The final bullet in the head today came from the Police, who I wanted to sign up for as a Special until I could afford to get a Driving License sorted and then apply to join full on with the experience under my belt etc. But clearly not as after getting the application stuffs I see that I cant apply as I have to wait a further 2 years for both the Specials & the FT application as my Bankrupcy which has been cleared for a year now means a must have SQAIDS

Over to Kernow for the weather report.

[kernow]

Hi, its raining outside, I'm bored to stone and almost want to kill myself, thats it from the south west this evening, catch you at 6am for the morning report.

[^Katsu]

Hi, its raining outside, I'm bored to stone and almost want to kill myself, thats it from the south west this evening, catch you at 6am for the morning report.

Hehehe

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

My big irk right now - Twilight, & everything related to it

[Dirty Sanchez]

My big irk right now - Twilight, & everything related to it

FFS it's only July 1st and you're complaining about the nights drawing in already!!!!!!!!

[importaku]

.....lol

[merf]

noticing the nights drawing in again is the only thing that gets me thru the stinking summer months.

really noticed the last couple of days it seems darker a few mins earlier, roll on November.

[abigsmurf]

Reading about a piece of software called megaphone.

It's a tool used by Israeli lobbyists where someone has crawled the web for any polls of discussion regarding Israel and the tool lets the users flood these polls and discussions in a semi-automated way with pro-israeli opinion.

It's such a sickening type of propaganda.

[EJG1980]

I agree, it's a shame stuff like this doesn't get highlighted more prominently by the media.

[MEGAPHONE]It's all lies! Israel can do no wrong! This is just some horrible stunt designed to make Israel look bad![/MEGAPHONE]

[abigsmurf]

In b4 1000 new users, all posting in this thread.

[Dogg Thang]

Dear Israel,
Please don't bomb me with your US weapons for being a member of this board. I am in no way associated with the other members here and, when you come to bring democracy to them, I will smile politely when the US vetoes a UN inquiry into your actions.
Thanks,
Dogg.

[Spatial]

I for one welcome our new White Phosphorus Rainbow & Teddy Bear firing overlords.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Nintendo have had this technology for years.................

It's called Ni-Hard

[prinnysquad]

Had to skank a miserable middle aged bleached-blonde bint in Aldi today.

I bought a shed load of beers and put them on the belt thing at the checkout. It was mostly fine until it approached the till, then it juddered a bit (as it always seems to do in that shop) sending the beers clattering against each other.

She spat out at me, "You're supposed to lie them down!" in a truly vile and unpleasant manner.
To which I replied, "No way."
She looked at me with confusion and slight anger, so I continued. In, I'm not ashamed to say, the most superior sneer I could muster, after being spoken to like ****.
"Some of these have got yeast in them. If I lie them down, the yeast will be disturbed and fizz all over me. Also, the other beers will fizz all over me too, rolling around on their side. I'm drinking these soon. I'm not waiting hours for the sediment to settle."
Silence.

My irk is twofold. Why should I have my beers all fizzed up, disturbing the sediment (which can really spoil the beer), when it's the fault of the shop, for having a ricketty checkout? Morrisons manage fine, so do Tesco's, Asda too. Smooth as a wanked shaft. Why does Aldi have to have a belt that sticks and bumps along, like it's rolling over a rocky beach? But on a more basic level, why did this vile creature feel the need to be so abrupt and aggressive? Nowhere does it say, 'please lay all bottles down.' If she's that sick of bottles clanging together on her till, then she should bloody well put a sign up. Poisonous frump.