Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[JazzFunk]

That Ariel 'picnic' advert with the CGI wasp......HAAAAAATE!!!!

Don't know why, each time I catch it on the TV, I summon up even more hatred for it.

Also those sad spongs who walk through Leeds bus station, pressing the 'information for the blind' button on each stand as they walk past (must be about 30 stands), so you get this garbled cacophony of Stephen Hawking noise. It's not even *that* annoying, it's just it makes you hate the c*nts that do it for being so desperately unoriginal and ache with seething rage at the fact they think they're being 'rebellious' in some cool way.

Also, drunk twats wearing sick bowls as 'comedy hats' in the hospital, in an attempt to impress their dullard pals but also as some misguidedly truculent act of 'mild rebellion' to the 'powers that be in A&E'. Rock n' Roll!!! Yeah, these twizznats are not only getting free, specialist treatment for injuries they have most likely caused via their own collected stupidities, but then they get all funny about it and arsey with the staff. Knobsters.

When kiddies do it, it's quite cute, you'd expect a child to do it.

[dataDave]

Locked threads irk me, what are we, all kids or some ****? It's not like we were being racist or insulting mothers/wives/kids.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Locked threads irk me, what are we, all kids or some ****? It's not like we were being racist or insulting mothers/wives/kids.

With you on that.

Wrong that Kernow was banned too.

[abigsmurf]

Not sure if it's a wart, splinter, veruca or whatever but I've a sensitive lump on the palm of my hand that's not going away.

Whatever it is, it's deep under the skin which means it's going to take many weeks for an acid treatment to get down deep enough to kill it off and it'll probably leave a scar.

Annoying.

[Dogg Thang]

Well that's the end of your hand modelling career.

[abigsmurf]

At least my feet are still beautiful!

My lucrative career in fetish videos will continue unimpeded!

[Fader209]

Not sure if it's a wart, splinter, veruca or whatever but I've a sensitive lump on the palm of my hand that's not going away.

Whatever it is, it's deep under the skin which means it's going to take many weeks for an acid treatment to get down deep enough to kill it off and it'll probably leave a scar.

Annoying.

Stab it with a pin or needle.

It probably won't help at all but would be interesting to see if you did it

I once had a bit of toe nail growing out sideways into the skin of my big toe once. I didn't know what to do and had heard of people with in-growing toenails going to hospital to have it removed...anyhoo I decided to do it myself.
Scissors in hand and feeling rather faint after a time I managed to cut away some skin and dig down deep enough to cut the nail away.
Blood was present.

[abigsmurf]

We're apparently now recognising the rebels in Libya and forcing out the old government officials in the UK embassy.

I thought our envolvement in Libya was to protect civilians, not regieme change?

Still, I'm sure these unelected leaders who gained power through force will be a lot better than the old unelected leaders who gained power through force!

[Dirty Sanchez]

Of course they are better. They owe us.

[Decider-VT]

Why do people blasting loud music never play good music? The sounds of some sub-Akon twat are currently pounding through my living-room wall. Having to log this stuff every time it happens is making me feel like a right Victor Meldrew type.

Edit: Turned it right down as soon as I posted here.

[Colin]

Why do people blasting loud music never play good music? The sounds of some sub-Akon twat are currently pounding through my living-room wall. Having to log this stuff every time it happens is making me feel like a right Victor Meldrew type.

Edit: Turned it right down as soon as I posted here.

Quick, moan about why you never win the lottery...........

[ItsThere]

Quick, moan about why you never win the lottery...........

In all fairness I never win the lottery

Still keep trying though! Might switch from lucky dips to using the same numbers each week, just to mix it up.

[monel]

I don't play the lottery, when I did years and years ago I often won tenners, which actually made me more angry. Because I was three numbers off from winning a lot more, and those three missing numbers were usually one or two numbers away from the correct ones.

Also, when read the results, consecutive numbers would always come up and I never played them.

I suppose I should have stuck with the same numbers forever from the start to increase the odds of winning some day but it seemed like just an added tax. When it started I'm sure the odds of winning were quoted as less likely than being murdered.

[toythatkills]

I suppose I should have stuck with the same numbers forever from the start to increase the odds of winning some day...

That's not true, if you put a line on you've got the same chance of winning whether you've played those numbers a million times before or it's the first week you've played that set.

You should put a pound in a jar every time you're going to play the lottery for a year or so, so that at the end you've got ?100 or more, then buy 100 lines in one draw. As far as I can work out, that'd give you your best chance of winning. Still pretty much no chance, but more than buying a couple of lines a week or something. That or I'm failing at maths.

[Flabio]

Everyone fails at probability, it flies in the face of intuition.

It's why lotteries make money in the first place.