Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[Dirty Sanchez]

I'd be googling for a dove recipe at the moment..............

[prinnysquad]

Here you go

[charlesr]

hehehe. fantastic.

[Lyris]

Is it OK?

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Yeah whats happened since Prinny?

[prinnysquad]

I wrapped it up in a tea towel to keep it warm, foolish really, I knew it was gone. After about an hour it had gone all stiff and cold. So I decided to bury it in the back garden. Its eye had half opened - probably due to me moving it - which was a bit, y'know, creepy? Trouble is, the garage was locked and there was no trowel in sight.

In the half-light, I used a spoon to dig and an old plant pot to shovel the loose dirt away. Ludicrous.

Not pleasant at all really. I seem to attract dead animals! There's still 3 cats, 3 guinea piggies, 2 fish and Chico the hammy to skank me yet! Perhaps I ought to give up on animals?

[kernow]

I'd have just put it in a bin liner and thrown it in *next doors* bin.

[prinnysquad]

The gates were locked!

[JP]

I must get about 10 of these emails every single day. I really struggle to believe that anybody EVER falls for these things.

Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206)-201-2749.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY.

This is too Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we now have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that your ATM-CARD is currently with the (G.P.S.) Global Postal Service in Nigeria.

We have ordered the Federal Government of Nigeria to contact FedEx, Dhl, Ups, First Bank, Zenith Bank and other firms to release the bank draft and Atm cards to the GPS (Regular Mail Service), So that they can be mailerd out to the rightful owners, because there are too many complains/Rip Off Report coming to the desk of Federal Bureau Of Investigation that people are not getting their Instruments to cash their funds and gratuity, e.g people are not getting their Bank Draft and Atm Cards due to the fact that people are not meeting up with the required demands and amount imposed by some of this delivery companies, firms and other sectors and constant require of fees thats are too much for people or to handle or to pay.

We have completed this investigation and we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that we have been assured that your ATM CARD will be delivered to your once your Full Name and Address is confirmed.

Delivery of your ATM-CARD is free!!! Your only need to pay $95 for insurance only.

Therefore, you are instructed to contact the Global Postal Service with the Information below:
Full Name: - Mr. James Oscar.
Direct Phone Number: - +234-70-62865771
Valid Contact: - [email protected]

You will be required to e-mail him with your information likessuch as:
FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

Regards.
FBI Director.
Robert Mueller.

NOTE: In order to ensure your ATM-CARDS gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. James Oscar via contact information provided above.

Why isn't there a division in NATO that just goes around shooting these people in the lungs? Or at least one that goes around teaching them how to use the language correctly.

[Lyris]

Ah, the idiots give you their phone number every time too. I used to have great fun with that on Skype when I had time and call credit to waste.

[icarus0]

I could usually talk for hours about things that irk me but, at the moment, I only have one...

Women.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Duffy's singing is really irking me right now. Its just over the top Hilda Ogden style

[Fuddle]

full fat milk being more expensive than semi-skimmed.

surely milk is naturally full fat, and has to go through an extra process to semi-skimise it. so that one should be more money.

likewise orange juice with bits in. it must be easier/cheaper to make than juice with bits removed?

both strike me as odd

[merf]

shops on Oxford & Regent St that don't open til 10am, on the 2nd last Sat before xmas, when you've got out of bed early to get up there at 9am and be ahead of the game.

creosote dipped sun damaged perfume pushers in dept stores.

yes, I've been been xmas shopping today. fun

[prinnysquad]

I went to the local outdoor retail outlet - Arnison Centre near Durham. Within ten minutes my blood was boiling and I'd called some guy an ignorant twat.

It frightens me how much I hate that place. I can fell myself getting more and more hateful. The cars, the people, the narrow aisles, the retarded car park. It's fair to say that it irks me. The only bright spot was the encounter with that calender (see the gamerpoints thread).