Little things that irk you.. (no swearing please)

[booth83]

I wanted to watch shawshank redemption tonight, only to discover the dvd is no longer on my shelf, stupid family deciding to borrow stuff without asking yet all denying having it!

[dataDave]

I can't live without net curtains myself. They make the place feel much more private and hide my stuff from people.

They also diffuse outside light nicely. Something to look for if moving over to installing shutter blinds.

[randombs]

The flush for toilet at the office is broken and the water from the cistern is just going straight into the bowl. While washing my dishes at the kitchenette I figured I'd be a hero and fix the toilet. Turns out someone's in there taking a dump. He's just finished, and is washing his hands(every cloud, eh?). He didn't even try to manually flush it by dunking water down the bowl like you're supposed to. I feel sorry for whoever goes in there next.

I don't feel like being a hero now.

:update:

One of the girls has just gone in

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Speaking of ****es in toilets at work............................. (u know where this is going )

....................I went for a dump in 1 of the cubicles in the toilets at work a wk ago. While I'm curling that brown baby boy out somebody walked into the toilets, then when they finished they switched the light off clearly knowing that someone was in 1 of the cubicles (ME!).
I had to wipe my arse, pull up my pants & trou, & find the bloody light switch in that piss stinking ****ehole IN THE BLOODY DARK!

Went in for a piss today. Noticed that someone was taking a dump in 1 of the cubicles. As I left I switched the light off. And that what I'm gonna do every time from now on .
All is well

[speedlolita]

Yeah, I've had someone do that to me too.

[randombs]

I've only had mates do it to me as a joke. I'd get them back with water. What I do is I make inconsequential sounds like a cough or something to indicate my presence.

[Fader209]

I've only had mates do it to me as a joke. I'd get them back with water. What I do is I make inconsequential sounds like a cough or something to indicate my presence.

Or squeak a fart out? May as well.

[speedlolita]

There's an older guy at work who talks to people whilst urinating too. I find that really strange.

[randombs]

Like George Costanza, I'm a stall man, so I never have to worry about piss-talkers

[Fader209]

Is it because you feel uncomfortable at the urinals? I always go for the stalls myself too, we all piss in the toilet at home so may as well do it when out and about as well. It has nothing to do with my small willy.

[randombs]

No I just prefer to sit and piss, done it since I was a nipper and never changed. I've tried standing and pissing and I think it's just a bit naff, really.

[speedlolita]

Like George Costanza, I'm a stall man, so I never have to worry about piss-talkers

He would on occasion talk to me whilst I was taking a number two. Offputting.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

No I just prefer to sit and piss, done it since I was a nipper and never changed. I've tried standing and pissing and I think it's just a bit naff, really.

I mostly stand & piss bt I can see the positives in sitting while riddlin. You never piss anywhere other than in the toilet (worst thing ever is a stnad piss where it goes sideways )

[Breadboy]

I wouldn't put my ass on a public toilet, ever. I just hover above the seat if I have to defecate, or use the urinal if I need to urinate. Surely I am not the only one?

[Fader209]

I thought only women did that?