What do you do on the loo?

[Dogg Thang]

Yeah hygiene must be an issue but then many people brush their teeth in the same room they crap in, which disturbs me slightly.

[abigsmurf]

Catching (genital) herpes from a toilet seat is possible but unlikely. The virus doesn't live long on the surface of a seat (although if it's wet it lives longer).

There are so many bacteria on things like your DS, Laptop and mobile phone that using it on the toilet probably makes very little difference.

[Extra Terrestrial]

I sit down, have my poo, wipe my bum and get on with my life.

I just can't sit down on the toilet like it is my own personal armchair. It is the same as laying in bed in the mornings, I just get up as I dislike feeling (and being) lazy.

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

112 - I also thought of the hygiene issue when using a phone/laptop/DS etc.

If I use the public loo's I never use the urinals just incase, like others have said, you get some pervy nutter checking your tackle out.............or worse!!
And when I use the cubicles I dont touch ANYTHING in there with my bare hands. Door is opened/shut, seat lifted, bog flushed with my feet or bog paper, & if I have to 'empty my outbox' in there then I squirt some hand soap on some bog paper & clean that seat til it sparkles before I park my butt on there.

The toilets in Swansea station used to be terrible - pi55 &/or 5hit all over the floor/door & toilet, & needles all over the floor & also in the toilet!

[boxhead]

when I'm on the toilet I just sit there. screaming.

[kernow]

hahaha

[spagmasterswift]

Drop bombs.

[112]

when I'm on the toilet I just sit there. screaming.

Leg End!

112

[prinnysquad]

I've just blocked the ****ter at work. It was The Smear That Won't Disappear, and it's succumbed to the traffic, not helped by all the safeguard paper I'd laid out beforehand.
It sums up my opinion of the place at the moment.

Now, I bet you all wanted to hear that, didn't you?

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Apparently someone nailed the depth charge on I'm a Celebrity yesterday. But no one knows who the 'last man standing' is.

[prinnysquad]

Plough Boy is still the master of freestyle caking. Anyone who can nail The Buddha is a bit of a legend.

[Darwock]

My turds approach by sneak attack usually, I'm lucky if I have time to grab the PSP or something on the way before I crap in my pants. By some miracle this only ever happens at home - if it happened on the way to work I'd be in deep **** (literally).

[endo]

A few weeks ago, on a Sunday night, we had a power cut at home and I had work to do, so I came into the office to do it (only live around the corner, very handy).

Narked off with having to come into work on a Sunday night and sit in a cold and empty office, I thought I'd treat myself and try something new- curling one out in the ladies. Well, having had a hot pizza earlier with lots of chillies et al. things were a bit, ahem, less cohesive than expected, and so it came to pass I blasted a very loose hot chilli special all up the back of trap 2. Obviously I flushed - I'm not that cruel - but the womenfolk of the office were eyeing each other suspiciously for days after.

[capcom_suicide]

I read retro gamer. I always find that a good read on the ****ter.

[MatWoods]

Read, much to the amusement of everyone who knows me.

Can't count the number of times my legs have gone numb from just sitting there reading....

But when you like chillis like I do - you need something to make use of all that time inbetween contractions!!!