What do you do on the loo?

[dataDave]

I actually used to think wanking on the toilet was the proper way to do it.

This was before I had porn, on the internet, and in my room, of course.

In 2nd place is Advance Wars, which introduced me to washing my arse after having a ****, mainly because I'd go to the loo and play and **** at the same time then end up sitting there for over an hour without wiping...

[k0pp0]

I can't believe how many times the bogs at work get blocked by some bloke who has decided to use an entire roll of arsewipe.

Anyway, bit o' browsing if I'm killing time, but usually in-****-out for me.

[prinnysquad]

My turds approach by sneak attack usually, I'm lucky if I have time to grab the PSP or something on the way before I crap in my pants. By some miracle this only ever happens at home - if it happened on the way to work I'd be in deep **** (literally).

Yes, at home I seem to go from 0 to fudge kiss in a matter of seconds too. Some days I have to hobble up the stairs, and it always results in The Shower Conundrum ... do I trust the ott roll to scrap it all off my ring, or do I blast it away in the shower? Or both, for safe bets.

['Press Start']

I am on the dunny for about 2 minutes. Normally 30 mins after I wake up.

I just push, wipe 'n' go

[SmokeMeAKipper]

iPhone for me - nothing like a bit of Angry Birds or internet browsing (NTSC-UK of course!) to pass the time...