Little things that bring a smile to your face

[randombs]

Change the wifi password, that'll straighten her out.

Smile for the day:

Watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on a friend's recommendation. It's marvellous.

[randombs]

Convo at work:

Me: If I wasn't in IT I'd be in housekeeping.
Girl: You like cleaning?
Me: Yeah
Girl: And you're a man...
Me: Yeah
Girl: And you're not gay?
Me: No
Girl: ...wow
Me: What about you?
Girl: I hate cleaning, cooking and ironing, they're the worst
Me: WHAT!? They're my holy trinity of cool **** to do on weekends!

[Sketcz]

I've been looking into a few web hosting companies the last few days and using their online chat pages to grill them.

I thought those live question chats were automated...

[EJG1980]

Convo at work:

Me: If I wasn't in IT I'd be in housekeeping.
Girl: You like cleaning?
Me: Yeah
Girl: And you're a man...
Me: Yeah
Girl: And you're not gay?
Me: No
Girl: ...wow
Me: What about you?
Girl: I hate cleaning, cooking and ironing, they're the worst
Me: WHAT!? They're my holy trinity of cool **** to do on weekends!

So if she assumes that men who like cleaning are gay, does that mean she, as a woman who hates cleaning, is a lesbian?

Madness anyway. Cleaning and tidying are brilliant! Taking a messy room and transforming it so it looks like no human has set foot in it for over 1,000 years... awesome.

[nakamura]

Convo at work:

Me: If I wasn't in IT I'd be in housekeeping.
Girl: You like cleaning?
Me: Yeah
Girl: And you're a man...
Me: Yeah
Girl: And you're not gay?
Me: No
Girl: ...wow
Me: What about you?
Girl: I hate cleaning, cooking and ironing, they're the worst
Me: WHAT!? They're my holy trinity of cool **** to do on weekends!

I hope you didn't tell her you like cleaning whilst wearing a tutu and playing the piano.

[randombs]

She asked why I like cleaning and I told her my love of cleaning is an extension of my love of fixing things. Cleaning something is sort of like fixing it in a sense.

Then the manager overheard us, walked in and showed me her cereal bowl which hadn't been washed since morning

It's her birthday coming up so I'm gonna get her fairy liquid and rubber gloves. Why do they sound like sex toys?

@nakamura: I wear pink rubber gloves. They should've been yellow but the shop only had pink in large.

[buster_broon]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151078007697029&set=a.10150431293337029.359561.655562028&type=3

She ran in and grabbed and started talking to it and pointing at it - like she was shouting at it

Just like daddy with less naughty language and controller destruction lol

[randombs]

Right click the photo in FB and do 'copy image URL/location' then paste that. It lets you link to fb photos regardless of privacy. If you're using IE, right click the photo, choose properties, then copy the URL that way

[NW2013]

That lovely Scottish lass in upcoming BBC costume drama 'The Paradise'. May have to watch it just for her.

[nakamura]

Someone is sat at the lights revving the absolute tits of his car and as he goes to pull away the exhaust falls off!

WIN!

[nakamura]

'Selphie, what sound does a dog make?'
'Woof'
'What sound does a cat make?'
'Meow'
'What sound does a car make?
'Brum!'

What sound do you get in Zelda when Link finds some treasure?'
'Der, der-der-derr-derrrr!'

I love my kid.

[QualityChimp]

Manga cameras!

Turns an ordinary photo of a phone into something exciting!



Looks like an ordinary toilet - not when it's MANGAFIED!



There's one for the iPhone and Android devices.

Anybody have any idea what those words are though?!

[vanpeebles]

otterbox

[QualityChimp]

otterbox

OTTERBOXU!

[Kieran76]

Slightly soppy, but after a few days away from home I am now on my sofa drinking wine while stroking my dog. No that isn't a euphemism. Stop sniggering at the back.