Little things that bring a smile to your face

[dazzling_bubble]

i couldn't put myself in their shoes, i'd be an outkast as i'm not married and i don't cook very well and don't clean the whole house alllll day everryyyyy day.

[kernow]

i'd be an outkast

[dazzling_bubble]

i have that suit on the left, but its in pink.

[Mayhem]

No way! That's wrong on so many levels.

No, no, I think you were reading my reply wrong. I think the MXC overdubs are better than Craig Charles' overdubs for Takeshi's Castle. Not that MXC is better than Takeshi's Castle, which is hard considering it's the same thing heh...

[prinnysquad]

No, no, I think you were reading my reply wrong. I think the MXC overdubs are better than Craig Charles' overdubs for Takeshi's Castle. Not that MXC is better than Takeshi's Castle, which is hard considering it's the same thing heh...

I knew what you meant, fella, but it's etched in stone that Craig Charles > MXC Gits! Have you ever seen the German cut? *snigger*

[nakamura]

My assistant asking a customer yesterday..

'Did you get anything up this weekend?'

Course he meant in terms of betting but it didn't stop us rolling with laughter.

[speedlolita]

My new Filco Majestouch keyboard.

Cherry blue MX microswitches.

Hnnnnnng. <3

[Darwock]

I share the commute back home every day with a Japanese Elvis. Sideburns, gold-rimmed shades, big lapels, black velvet suit. I don't think it's his profession (do Elvis impersonators work 9 to 5?)... just a fashion choice. Awesome.

[Dirty Sanchez]

That has got to be worth a pic !

[Darwock]

Unfortunately due to the large number of perverts surreptitiously taking pictures of girls on trains, doing so discreetly would be frowned upon. Cell phone cameras in Japan have an extremely loud shutter noise on them and I don't think I want to attract the attention. Don't have the stones to ask him directly either. Trust me though, it's as good as you imagine it to be!

[dazzling_bubble]

My assistant asking a customer yesterday..

'Did you get anything up this weekend?'

Course he meant in terms of betting but it didn't stop us rolling with laughter.

HAHA

[NW2013]

My manboobs. They're big ones as well.

[QualityChimp]

My assistant asking a customer yesterday..

'Did you get anything up this weekend?'

Course he meant in terms of betting but it didn't stop us rolling with laughter.

Last week, a girl in my office asked if I could help her with something.
I meant to say:
"Can I come over to you in a minute?"

What I actually said was:
"Can I come over you in a minute?"

[dazzling_bubble]

Last week, a girl in my office asked if I could help her with something.
I meant to say:
"Can I come over to you in a minute?"

What I actually said was:
"Can I come over you in a minute?"

Andy Gray fans eat your heart out lol?

[k0pp0]

Watching a van driver cut someone up on a dual carriageway that merges to one lane, and then watching a copper come out of nowhere and nab him.. Lovely.