Probably because of that time Berlusconi didn't let Bill Gates into one of his sexy parties.
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Irvin Kershner directed the first episode of SeaQuest DSV - he was the director or Empire Strikes Back.
One from a few years back: short sleeved shirts are much better in summer than t-shirts as t-shirts are so damn thick.Comment
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It's Berkshire hunt, not Berkley and God blind me, not Jesus, as in "Cor blimey!"
Wow, what a pedant...
The plural of mantis is mantids and the plural of octopus is octopuses. "Octopi" is using the Latin convention for plurals, but the word "octopus" is Greek in origin...Comment
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The same also applies to platypus and platypuses... octopodes is also correct for plural octopus.Lie with passion and be forever damned...Comment
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The plural of plural is plurii.
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Free beer does NOT taste better than beer you paid for.Comment
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He did Robocop 2, also. My small discoveries are similar to Charlies, I keep finding out I'm a fool, and most of the people I've met in life are twats. I guess the first step is admitting you've got a problem.Originally posted by kryss View PostComment
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My wife just found out touching the top status bar on her iPhone scrolls automatically back to the top... she's had the phone for 3 years. Apparently it's my fault she didnt know because I didnt tell her.Comment
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You're married, thus it is your fault. That's a discovery that comes after a few years.Originally posted by nonny View PostComment
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Oh it does taste that little bit sweeter, until it's your round then it's a "bad" pint :angry:Originally posted by kryss View PostComment
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Sometimes I manage to scroll automatically to the BOTTOM of a page, but I have no idea what I touch to do this.Originally posted by nonny View Post
It's too small a thing to google.Comment
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Q: How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. One two. One one one one. Two. T t t two.
Sound Engineers say "one two" because of the sibilant 't' in 'two' and the lower frequency of 'n' in 'one'. To check that you won't get feedback at lower or higher frequencies you need to say something low and something sibilant together so that you can adjust the EQ if necessary. The two words together have a good mixture of frequencies.Comment
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Are you into that kind of stuff Mr Chimp?Comment
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