Little things that irk you 2

[Mayhem]

It takes the piss, doesn't it. What pisses me off is that she'll take her fat self, with her fat ass minivan, with blacked out windows right up my houses' ass, and keep it there through her childs entire life at the ****ing school. I'm not having it. She can **** off elsewhere. She didn't like me telling her where to go but I practically told her she wouldn't park there again. I can understand if it was imperative but I'm not having a blacked out mini van right outside my house for the next 5 years.

Get the rozzers on her, it's entirely possible her van has illegal windows right there. You'd be surprised just how little you can have them tinted and still be road legal.

[NW2013]

Harry, park your own car across your driveway and not on the drive. She won't be able to park there herself.

[booth83]

Me and a few mates go to the pub every wednesday for the quiz, apart from tonight when everyone has bailed for various reasons, typical, I was really looking forward to it tonight just to watch the football since I don't have sky sports at home, i can't justify upgrading for an extra ?8pm when i rarely watch sport.

[buster_broon]

listing stuff on ebay has became a bloody nightmare - wish i didnt have to use the place

and 10% before paypal fees - its almost bloody theft

[NW2013]

Converting my sim card to a micro sim myself. Doesn't work in new phone and now doesn't work in old phone. D'oh! Actually not that much of an irk, I am laughing at myself about it a bit.

[speedlolita]

Complete lack of people to run endgame with if you're not in a guild circlejerk. Frikken sucks.

[Kieran76]

My dog has started crying in the night. For the past week he has woke me up twice a night every night. Really starting to piss me off as he doesn't want anything.

[Colin]

My jacket was stolen in the pub last night, the real pisser is my headphones were in the pocket. Not happy.

[Dogg Thang]

I had the misfortune of seeing my bank statement today. I am so buggered...

[EvilBoris]

Was involved in a car accident today and it took 5 hours form the time of me reporting the accident for our lease hire company to arrange for a replacement vehicle. Literally they ****ed up everything that they could, they even had my car dropped off at a VW van bodyshop.

[randombs]

I wanna leave for Japan on Sunday but there are still so many things to sort out.

Or are there?

I feel like I should just bugger off and see what happens.

Also, I seriously underpriced my postage on the latest batch of eBay auctions. For the things I sold, p&p added up to about ?25 but it turned out to be ?33-odd. This must be what I get for 3-starring another seller's p&p charges(?8 quoted, ?2.20 actual).

[fuse]

That Aliens: CM thread.

[bwi]

Driver cuts up the car in front of me trying to come off a dual carriageway. I end up behind him on another dual lane and someone else then cuts him up, and they both go side by side for the next half mile giving each other abuse at 40mph with me shaking my head wishing they would both just crash into the back the lorries blocking both lanes anyway.

[Brad]

Someone has attempted to claim job seeker's allowance under my name / NI number. I don't even understand how this makes any sense or what anyone could hope to achieve by doing this. Anyway, reported to fraud office.

[QualityChimp]

Someone has attempted to claim job seeker's allowance under my name / NI number. I don't even understand how this makes any sense or what anyone could hope to achieve by doing this. Anyway, reported to fraud office.

How did you catch me? I did a perfect copy of your licence with your full name on it:
Mr. Fullspec Warrior