Little things that irk you 2

[JazzFunk]

Just took the dog out, wearing just a t-shirt and hoodie, damn near froze to ice! So fckin cold, I can barely breathe, feels like there's an iceberg in my lungs!

[kryss]

^ I was sleeping with the window open today in lovely -5.

[JazzFunk]

^You must be Nordic, or live in one of them bubbling jungle cauldrons those cannibals have containing chubby white men in pith helmets!

[Kit]

Had a super violent dream the other night. Heard a massive smashing sound and woke up to find my fist through the lamp. R.I.P. lamp.

Bizarre.

Also, I've had quite a bad cold/been sick for about a month now. Tried all the pills and potions, not helpful. Though some of them do taste yummy

[JazzFunk]

^I did that when I first went on Citalopram, had an odd dream where I was getting attacked, awoke to find I'd fired a right straight out and punched a wine glass to smithereens - scary! Hasn't happened since, though.

[dazzling_bubble]

Do either of you two have a partner?

[QualityChimp]

Do either of you two have a partner?

Pour yourself a glass of wine and settle down to read the last month of posts in the relationship thread for the answer to that question!

[dazzling_bubble]

Erg I hate wine, if you do are they aware of this lol?

[randombs]

I had a dream I was fighting with a Jewish guy. I woke up and then punched the wooden bed post. I was annoyed because a) I think Jews are awesome and b) I'm a lover not a fighter. My hand was not happy. Worse, it's my w**king hand so for the next few days I had to sleep on the sofa

[speedlolita]

You prefer wanking over getting busy with the lady? Impressive.

[JazzFunk]

Erg I hate wine, if you do are they aware of this lol?

Weird stuff happens when you first start taking meds like Citalopram...your widgy stops working properly for a bit and you get these occasional 'sleep outbursts' during the first week or two, then it all phases out and stabilises. The super-vivid dreams you get don't go away, and they're often scary/ace, I love 'em.

[randombs]

You prefer wanking over getting busy with the lady? Impressive.

This happened about ten years ago

[JazzFunk]

^I often prefer that. More ergonomic, more control, more Konix. Anyone who's had a 'Blackwall Tunnel incident' can attest!

[JazzFunk]

Bloody Amber Leaf tobacco, 25g pouch. Don't know if there're many who smoke rollies but I HATE that stupid "HAND CRAFTED MOMENTS" banner that's revealed as you open the pack, looks like something off the front of a vintage tram, it just makes me cringe everytime I buy a pouch of it, plus the backy itself is overrated. Hand crafted f*cking moments? You're rolling a f*cking cancer stick, this isn't John Betjeman.

[Kit]

Do either of you two have a partner?

What are you trying to insinuate? that I smashed my lamp in sexual frustration?